Bending Reality Magazine October | Page 41

Ask Andi & Andy

Dear Andi/Andy,

What the heck is this Tur-Duck-En thing I have been hearing about? Is this some communist plot to take over Thanksgiving? Why do people have to mess with our scared traditions – like turkey & stuffing and football (not soccer) and who the hell came up with lite beer?

~Conservative in Columbus

Dear C-In-C,

What is in the Columbus City drinking water? Are all you people in Columbus loopy? Okay… we will play along. No, there are no political agendas about lite beer, football or turkey. This is America, C-In-C. Land of the free and home of the brave where variety rules our pursuit of happiness. As to what is a Tur-Duck-En, I offer this link: http://homecooking.about.com/od/turkeyrecipes/ss/turduckensbs.htm

So it’s on the www! How can this be bad??!

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