Bending Reality Magazine June 2014 | Page 7

The festivities were held on May 31st 2-5pm EST, at a special location unveiled the day of the event. There was a redneck theme to the event, to compete you needed to be in theme fitting outfits. The events music was done by DJ_Hooligan_ and the events team ran the games and trivia for the day.

The first game of the day was “Ho Down Dancin’, which consisted of salsa dancing with a partner with your redneck attire, you had 15 minutes to sign up with 3DSex_Rentals. The following couples had to dance for two songs for the secret judges: MqqnLightVisionz & Savvy, DJ_OLeFucker_NMD & Inyra, WyldLover and MrsAsh_WyldLover.

After that was the Perkin’ Puppies Bounce and Tallywhacker Twirl, which consisted of men and woman bouncing on a trampoline, ladies with no shirt and men with no pants doing the helicopter, for two songs. The contestants who participated in this game were: KFires_Pink_WnC, Savvy, Inyra, Tasha_BGF, Susi, DJ_OLeFucker_NMD, augboski81, WyldLover and MrsAsh_WyldLover. After this game, Rentals announced who the point leaders were at this point Inyra with 50 points, DJ_OLeFUcker_NMD with 45 points, and Tasha_BGF and Augboski81 tied with 30 points.

After a twenty minute break it came time for HOLD MA BEER! Which consisted of the best skateboard or roller skates wipeout. Savvy, Tasha_BGF, Susi, KFires_Pink_WnC, Inyra, Augboski81, and DJ_OLeFucker_NMD competed in the game.

To finish out the event there were two races The Kegger and Tighty Whitey Derby. For The Kegger race contestants had to drink 5 beers, the jump from keg to keg without falling in the pool. You were not allowed to skip over a keg, and had to do 2 laps. The men’s race was first with Augboski81, DJ_OLeFucker_NMD, and WyldLover. Once told to start contestants right away started trying to get across without falling. Augboski81 was the only member to complete this task, leaving Olefucker and Wyld tied in second place. The Female’s race was second with Susi, Inyra, MrsAsh_wyldlover, Savvy, Tasha_BGF and KFires_Pink_WnC. The winner of the female’s race was Inyra, second place going to Susi, and third to MrsAsh_WyldLover. The tighty Whitey Derby consisted of contestants scooting around on their butt on an obstacle course, the winners of the male and female races was WyldLover and Susi. With the end of the races brought the event to close the point winners were 1st place DJ_OleFucker_NMD and Inyra who won a free 30 day Vip, 2nd place Augboski and Susi who won 100 clams, 3rd place Wyldlover and Tasha_BGF who won 50 clams.

Finally came the exciting news of the day who was King and Queen of the 3DSex Backwoods Olympics! The King and Queen won a Badge

and free 30 day PVIP, King Bubba was

DJ_OLeFucker_NMD and Queen Bubbette was

_Susi_. Overall the event was a blast to compete

in and watch for those who did not want to compete!

A 3Dsex Feature

by Ash