Bending Reality Magazine April 2014 | Page 28

Club Scene: “First Auction at Tally Hoe –

How Does This Work?”

by DeGrey

Did you ever wonder how those club auctions work but were afraid to look stupid by asking? Well, we looked stupid for you! Now mind you, all club auction rules may be different. It is good to ask.

No question is a stupid question. There are just stupid answers. Here is how the conversation went at Tally Hoe!

Richard_DeGrey: Auction still open?

Erotic_Savannah: yes

Richard_DeGrey: How do I bid?

Erotic_Savannah: tell me who you like to bid on and how much

Erotic_Savannah: There is myself, Dasha and Bev

Richard_DeGrey: When will the winner be announced?

Erotic_Savannah: tomorrow

Richard_DeGrey: I am full of questions.

Erotic_Savannah: no ask away

Erotic_Savannah: The highest bidder for each girl will have time with us.

Richard_DeGrey: So...when did the bidding open?

Erotic_Savannah: about an hour ago.

Erotic_Savannah: I thought it’ll be fair for all girls to be bided on.

Richard_DeGrey: Do you have to be present to bid? To win?

Richard_DeGrey: Every club is a little different.

Erotic_Savannah: not at all

Richard_DeGrey: So it is a blind bid. No one knows who bid and on whom, correct?

Erotic_Savannah: just me

Richard_DeGrey: How long with the Lady?

Erotic_Savannah: That’s up to the girl but minimum will be 30 minutes

Richard_DeGrey: Anything Goes... or limits? Here or at my place...or a neutral site?

Erotic_Savannah: Again up to you & the girl.

Richard_DeGrey: Do you

mind all the questions?

Erotic_Savannah: no not

ask all if your don’t ask

you don’t know

Richard_DeGrey: It’s the

reporter in me.

Erotic_Savannah: oh are you the one from the magazine

Richard_DeGrey: May I use our conversation for a magazine piece?

Erotic_Savannah: sure

Richard_DeGrey: Here is my bid: Dasha for ###rays

Richard_DeGrey: You are the only one who knows the bids, correct?

Richard_DeGrey: Not even the other girls?

Richard_DeGrey: They will know who won the bid of course... but not the amount.

Erotic_Savannah: There no loosing girls all if bided on spends time with the winning bidder for that girl

Erotic_Savannah: I am the only one who will know the amount bided on each girl.

Erotic_Savannah: I will email the winner for each girl.

Richard_DeGrey: Ahhhhhhhh....so if I win I will hear from you.

Erotic_Savannah: Yes.

Richard_DeGrey: Then I pay you and you notify the girl who her date will be, correct?

Erotic_Savannah: Yes.

Richard_DeGrey: Excellent.

Richard_DeGrey: When I am not bidding.... I would be curious to how much the winning bids are.... or a range. For the story. Would that be possible?

Erotic_Savannah: sure

Erotic_Savannah: But as to date this is our first party and auction.

Richard_DeGrey: Great story headline! “First Auction at Tally Hoe – How Does This Work?”

So… ask… or remain ignorant!