Embarassing Stories
The time was 2:36 and school had just ended. I was really eager to leave the campus: one, because school sucks and two, because my mom was picking me up in the ghettoest van imaginable and I didn't want anyone to see it. Of course being the great mother she is, she parked the hunk-a-junk right, smack dab in front of the school where it could be seen by pretty much everyone and their mother. no pun intended. So there I am already embarrassed that i had to be seen in front of the piece of crap. I go to get into the thing via the sliding door. I open the slider and it decides not to stop. Yeah,it just kept sliding and fell off its higes all together and clunked right onto the ground. I had to go to the wood shop and ask for a screwdriver to fix it. It, to this very day, haunts me when I sleep. --Tyler from- dumbmoments.com
When i was in sixth grade, i got to dance with the cutest guy in the school! The bad thing was i was sick that day and had a runny nose, and i had to keep sniffing. He asked me if i liked him and when i opened my mouth a huge burp came out! And you know how your breath smells bad when you are sick, he started coughing and ran to the bathroom. - by Unknown
When I was 15 I got to go to the mall by myself for the first time. I'd planned and planned with all of my friends. But when the day came no one could make it. Detrmined as I was I decided to go to the mall by myself. I got out of the car smiling with my head held high, I walked into the food court and took my first step. Unfortunately there happened to be juice on my "destined" first tile and I fell face first onto the floor. I will never go to the mall by myself again. Amy