BANZA February 2016 Issue | Page 80

So, I recently decided to try something new, something that I had not done before. After brainstorming on all the cheap and entertaining things I could work without leaving the comfort of my bed, I was left with very few options. Then I thought, ‘Hey, why don't you watch porn? You could learn something new!’ I got browsing. The first thing I Googled was ‘sex.’ After a few seconds, I figured that it was not enough; I needed more details. ‘Hot horny lesbian sex’ Yes, lesbian! The first video I watched was interesting. I liked it; it was more sensual than the classic porn where women were like sex toys, being used anyhow. In those excellent videos, I always had the impression that they were suffering more than they were pleasured and that is one thing most men do not understand, they are so...what's the word? Erm, raw! No sensuality, just straight to the goal. In case you are wondering, I am straight, very straight, but it would be cool if men could learn a little from our lesbian friends. Back to Google, ‘Lesbian Hermaphrodite sex.’ I tell you, I had the shock of my life! I was baffled. Up to that moment, Hermaphrodism sounded more like a myth to me. I don't know why, but it seemed fresh and scary at the same time. Also, for some unknown reason, I never really bothered to look it up on the internet. The video lasted about ten minutes, and I can assure you, it was one of the most confusing, nasty, beautiful, ten minutes of my life! Confusing? Because I saw two women with breasts, and each of them had a penis of normal size, right on top of their vagina! How is that possible? I mean, HOW? Nasty because well, it's porn. Beautiful? I am not sure, but that video was like a dream, the light glowing in their eyes...I could see that this was more than just a sex tape to get money; they loved it! I don't know how, but you will certainly understand if you watch the video. Plus, they were both so beautifully created. They had a penis and a vagina, they knew how men and women felt when having sex. I was almost; I said almost, jealous!