Badassery Magazine Issue 12 May 2017 | Page 54

We moved into rows in the center of the floor, fighting for the back row - away from her attention. She pulled some of the ones in the front closer to her. “You’re going to need room.” She had us move one leg and step left. Then move the other leg behind the first and kick out the first leg. We did the steps slowly. Waving our arms, added a ‘grape-vine’ step and a couple more steps left and right. More arm movements and we were done. “Excellent. Now let’s add the music.” The beat of the music was so fast that, if my heart matched the rhythm, I’d be taken away in an ambulance. (Something that was on my mind more and more as the class progressed.) Not only did the steps go out of my head, I had trouble remembering my left from my right. The ladies were the picture of grace and deport- ment as we collided with each other. The teacher gathered us all into a corner. The next assignment was to spin as we moved across the floor and then finish in the opposite corner across the room. The leap, then spin; leap then spin – how come the corner I’m supposed to get to is over there now. Crap the room is spinning when I’m leaping and leaping when I’m spinning. The women that followed also arrived in the same drunken manner. “If you’d like,” the teacher said, “We can prepare a choreography and present it in the spring with the rest of the classes.” I envi- sioned this young woman leading us seniors in front of the audi- ence in the same manner that she led the three-year olds; and with the same obligation, to keep us from falling off the stage while we danced. The consensus on the dance About the Author Judie Troyansky’s first young adult fantasy novel “Parlor Tricks” was released in August 2016 and is available on Amazon, Kindle and Kobo. It took a while but Judie began calling herself an artist when she turned 50. It all began with writing and she has been writing stories since elementary school. At the age of 40, just after her divorce, she went back to Concordia University to earn her Bachelor’s degree in Creative Writing. In between, she studied jewelery making and metalsmithing; learned photography and she also loves to make digital photo collages with Photoshop. She lives in Quebec, Canada with her extended family and dog, Sugar. You can reach her through her website: www. bohemianstoryteller.com 53 show came in. The group voted to pass – unanimously. I lasted one more class before my ankle gave out. Barbara told me that the group didn’t last much longer after that. (Return to 2017) My sister smiled at the memory of our attempt at hip-hop. I reassured my niece that I would not be joining any of their classes anytime soon. Maybe I’m past the age of hip-hop dance. But even if I never take a class again that doesn’t mean that when there is a good song on the radio, I won’t crank up the volume and shake my bootie. Maybe my nieces would like to learn the Twist. 