“ My mom always comments on my friends’ and my pictures on Insta like she’ s part of the squad. She’ ll say things like‘ yaaas, baby girl,’‘ slay,’ and‘ my girls turnin’ up!’ Nope.”— MAYA A., 24
“ I met a guy at a bar, and he asked me out. We had a great first date, so I told my mom about it. On our second date, the guy told me that my mom had sent him a friend request on Facebook.”
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Help! My Mom Is on Twitter!”
Yeah, she gave you life, but now she’ s on social and humiliating you one tweet / Facebook post / Insta at a time. Read on for hilarious tales from girls who wish their mothers were banned from the interwebs....
“ One day, I signed on to my Facebook and saw pictures of my ex and his new girlfriend at a Greek event on my timeline. I was confused because I had blocked them both. Then, I saw that it was my mother who had shared the photo. I called her immediately, freaking out, and asked why she posted that. She didn’ t even know what photo I was talking about and didn’ t know she had shared it. I was mortified.”— LILY P., 21
“ My mom always comments on my friends’ and my pictures on Insta like she’ s part of the squad. She’ ll say things like‘ yaaas, baby girl,’‘ slay,’ and‘ my girls turnin’ up!’ Nope.”— MAYA A., 24
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“ My mother was obsessed with Facebook zoo and spent real money buying crops and more animals for her zoo. She would post‘ Can you please feed my crops by clicking on my goat?’ on my friends’ walls.”— STACI F., 29
“ My mom follows all my old friends from college, who I’ m not even friends with anymore, on every social-media platform and Likes all their stuff. She also posts the worst pictures of me without my permission and then refuses to delete them.”— JENNA R., 23
“ I met a guy at a bar, and he asked me out. We had a great first date, so I told my mom about it. On our second date, the guy told me that my mom had sent him a friend request on Facebook.”
— COURTNEY D., 27
“ One day, I was on Facebook and I saw my mom commented, using the laughing emoji on a post about a friend’ s dog who died, and I thought, Surely that was a typo. A week or so later, I saw another post, also about a dead dog, and my mom commented again with the laughing emoji. So that’ s when I texted her and had to explain that it’ s a laughing emoji, not a sad, crying emoji.”— BROOKE C., 19
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