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“ I met this hot football player on campus, and after a few weeks of heavy flirtation, we hooked up one night on the 50-yard line of our school’ s field. Midway through, campus security guards showed up and shined their flashlights all over us. We bolted before they could get too close, climbing over the fence and making a fast getaway. Talk about a running back.”
— KYLIE S., 22
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“ At Starbucks, I grabbed my drink, and after taking a few sips, I realized it wasn’ t mine. I put the coffee back on the counter, and then the person whose beverage it was picked it up and left with it. I never said anything.”
— FAITH R., 20
4— ELLA C., 19
“ I was at the mall with my sister when I spotted my grandma sitting in the atrium. I ran over to perch on her lap— something we still do even though I’ m not a kid anymore— and give her a big hug. It was actually just a woman who looked like her, and she had weak bones. I hurt her hip by sitting on her lap. My parents had to pay the doctor bill.”
C O U P L E CONFESSION
5“ I was staying at Michael’ s family’ s house— and meeting his parents— for the first time. One day when Michael and I had gotten back from being out, his mom met us at the door and said in a very serious voice that she had to tell me something. Apparently, his parents’ goldendoodle, Tiger, had gotten into my room, found a pair of my underwear, and eaten it. If that wasn’ t bad enough, the dog proceeded to throw up the underwear in Michael’ s mom’ s bedroom! When I found out his mom had seen my panties … I wanted to die!”
— ELIZABETH C., 23, STUDENT, DALLAS, TX, WITH MICHAEL S., 25, TALENT AGENT, LOS ANGELES, CA
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