SPECIAL FEATURE
Oh and I won ’ t get upset if I run out of toilet paper while in the bathroom . There ’ s always cotton rounds . Hey , I ’ m a mom now … thank you for giving me the gift of being able to improvise when in a pinch ! Thank you for giving me a baby that loves noise because he won ’ t mind all the commotion during dinner . Well , okay , that was sort of acquired after five months of listening to a loud droning hair dryer since it was the only thing that soothed him during his colic . Thank you for helping us through that phase . Thank you for giving me the strength I needed to get through each long day and night , with tired arms , sore nipples , lazy eyes , and a heart that ached along with my baby ’ s refluxy tummy . Thank you for being there for my son and me as we bounced up and down on the yoga ball in the dimly lit bathroom while the rest of the world went on . Thank you for all that being a thing of the past now .