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The Truth Behind The Doors Movie
Back in 1991 with the production of The Doors movie directed by Oliver Stone something unusual happened, something that not many people are aware of. Val Kilmer a somewhat talented actor bravely portrayed that of fallen rock star Jim Morrison, now debate whether the film was accurate or not is for this article not the issue but what is unusual is what happened to Kilmer after production had ended, now it is common knowledge that the surviving members of The Doors were behind the film all of the way even after it's release they claimed to despise it and with this the band members were granted access to the set to give advice and the like. When this happened Ray Manzerek took an instant li9king to Val through his convincing portrayal of Morrison, he liked him so much in fact that he kidnapped Kilmer and locked him in a seller filled with doors memorabilia, stage sets erected to look like the clubs the band performed in during the early days as well of course a recording studio to re record all of the Doors albums with the newly found Jim. His kidnap happened swiftly with no clues left behind of Kilmer's actual whereabouts and so his agent and the Movie executives had to act fast and they formulated a plan to replace the missing Kilmer , and they did this by replacing Val with his twin brother Archibald, to say the least it was effective, no questioned him or could even tell the difference except for the poor choice in film roles i.e: Batman Forever and The Saint. Manzerek nurtured the original Val with alcohol, drugs and intense viewings of old Morrison footage whereby he would be strapped to a chair and his eyes would be glued open while a neck brace secured his head pointing directly to the screen, nevertheless he couldn'r escape. It was perfect and after many rehearsals and Val's putting on weight and growing a beard they soon had the full m package and were on their way to going on tour with the newly resurrected Jim with a whiskey bottle in hand , but on the eve of the tour Manzerek was attacked by a reformed Kilmer who was brought back to life through a viewing of the movie Willow, Val attacked Ray and left him for dead. Of course Manzerkek was found , and the news anchors were paid off to give a different story to his demise. The only thing that we need to be prepared for now is that Val Kilmer is back and he is extremely pissed off.