AWOL 2016 Issue 362 22nd January | Page 24

Affordable Health Insurance from 50 baht per day with thai-health.com Visit www.awolonline.net Contact [email protected] lets get ready to royal rumble! Queen stripped of her crown after she refuses to fight Prince Charles england The World Boxing Federation has announced that it is ready to strip the Queen of her crown after she refused to defend it against Prince Charles. Her Majesty has been under pressure to get into the ring against the challenger for some time, not least from Charles himself, but has consistently refused. The crown will be considered ‘open’ if the WBF carry out their threat, and would be awarded to either Princes Charles and William as soon as a bout could be arranged. “Her majesty was a tasty fighter in her day but she’s been resting on her laurels and ducking a fight for too long,” explained WBF spokesman Simon Williams. “Charles has been after a shot at the title for forty years and the time comes when you’ve got to say enough is enough.” “Royalty is a fighters game, and if you won’t defend your crown – well, use it or lose it.” The Queen is said to be wary of a fight, Left: Queen Elizabeth II in her fighting heyday, alongside stalwart right hand man, Phil the Greek especially against Princes William or Harry, but has asked if could stage a comeback against Prince Naseem Hamed as he’s a big fat sod these days. It has also been reported that she might be prepared to face up against Donald Trump if he becomes President of the USA, in a winner takes all grudge match to unify the WBO and WBF titles, although this would hinge on equally vicious fights between Hilary Clinton and at least three challengers, followed by an anticipated Trump - Clinton matchup. Bookmakers are already taking bets on the outcome of a QEII versus Trump clash with some big money coming in backing a Royal victory. 24 Sell it fast with AWOL Classifieds