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Tyson Fury to quit boxing and join the Village People
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World heavyweight champion Tyson Fury is
to sensationally quit boxing and join camp
seventies music troupe, The Village People.
Fury, 28, which is his age rather than his
IQ, says the sudden and unexpected change
of direction was taken on advice from his
doctors.
And the six foot eight inch heavy-hitter from
Bolton says it’s nothing to do with the ‘gay
stuff’ and everything do with their beautiful
inspirational music.
The Lancashire hard man revealed he likes
nothing more than to prepare for a fight by
listening to the hard-hitting track “YMCA”.
“When Tyson Fury hears those lyrics, there is
something Tyson Fury can relate to,” Tyson
Fury told us.
“Young man, there’s no need to feel down. I
said, young man, pick yourself up the ground.”
“That song could have been written for me.
“And as you will have heard, I’ve got a pretty
good singing voice. “
Above: Tyson Fury, who apparently finds it fun
to stay at the YMCA, and occasionally finds
it fun to put tape over his mouth, possibly
something he should do more often
Fury has been dogged by accusations
of homophobia since becoming World
Champion, but has since listed Gay Rights
campaigner Peter Tatchell and Wayne Sleep
among his heroes.
The boxer says he was inspired to take
up the sport after watching the televised
bout between Tatchell and sixty Neo-Nazi
skinheads in Moscow’s Red Square.
Asked who his favourite Village People
member is, Fury insisted he was torn between
the Red Indian and the Construction Worker.
“When I say torn, I don’t mean literally torn –
that would be disgusting.”
Fury added, “You can get yourself clean, you
can have a good meal. You can do whatever
you feel.”
“I mean – who doesn’t feel hungry now and
then?”
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