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duty free
I was drunk in a duty free shop in an airport when a
girl came over and asked if I’d like to try a free sample.
I grabbed the bottle, poured myself a shot, knocked it
back and said, “Eugh, what was that? It was disgusting!”
trump
Donald Trump has recently been likened to Hitler in
saying that all Muslims should carry ID cards. Personally,
I think this view is incredibly outdated and that Trump
needs to get with the times.
“Obsession by Calvin Klein,” she replied.
He should have them all microchipped instead.
land of opportunity
From the air, it looks like the streets of America are
paved with gold.
But it’s actually just the reflection from all the shell
casings.
more trump
“After Donald Trump’s derogatory comments about
immigrants, NBC has officially cancelled ‘Celebrity
Apprentice.’ Think about it, Donald Trump isn’t even
president yet, and he’s already made America a better
place.” –Conan O’Brien
logic
17 Americans have been killed by furniture this year.
Only 4 have been killed by ISIS.
“The two front-runners: Ben Carson, who doesn’t believe
in evolution; and Donald Trump, who kind of proves his
point.” –Jimmy Kimmel
So that settles it then. Lets bomb IKEA.
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