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time off work
I rang up work this morning..
“My wife passed away in the early hours,” I told them.
“I’m going to need some time off work.”
“Oh dear, sorry for your loss,” the receptionist said. “And
of course we understand. Take as much time off as you
need.”
“Thank you,” I replied. “It’ll be about eighteen years,
providing I behave myself.”
wasted money
People are saying that the money wasted on bombs being
dropped in Syria should’ve been spent on thousands of
NHS nurses instead.
I’m not sure I agree.
Seems a bit harsh to push all those nurses out of a plane.
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viewing choices
Our screens will soon be filled with high-tech warplanes
sweeping low over the desert sands to bomb and strafe
black-clad warriors adhering to warped religious values.
Thank goodness I’ll soon be able to get away from my
TV and go to the new “Star Wars” film ...
solution
Why are we bombing ISIS? If we want them to stop
attacking we should just put Louis Van Gaal or Jose
Mourinho in charge of them.
sympathiser
I’m a terrorist sympathiser.
Those suicide vests look really uncomfortable. Poor
things.
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