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homicide
The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, “You’re
charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer.”
A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, “You
bastard!”
The judge says, “You’re also charged with beating your
mother-in-law to death with a hammer.”
The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, “You
bastard!”
The judge stops and says to the guy in the back of
the courtroom, “Sir, I can understand your anger and
frustration at this crime. But no more outbursts from you,
or I’ll charge you with contempt. Is that understood?”
The guy in the back of the court stands up and says, “I’m
sorry, Your Honour, but for fifteen years, I’ve lived next
door to that bastard, and every time I asked to borrow a
hammer, he said he didn’t have one.”
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inevitable
In light of recent events in Syria concerning the Turks and
Russians. I think we should prepare for the inevitable.
A movie about the Americans saving the world.
eyebrows
A man on his deathbed requested his wife, 3 sons, his
nurse and a camera to be set up to record his final
moments. Which