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a small one
“Hi, I want to take Innuendo for Beginners,” I told the
receptionist.
“Spaces were tight and have been filled quickly, but let
me see if I can still squeeze you in,” she replied.
mistress
A wealthy Jewish husband and his wife were having
dinner at an upscale restaurant when this absolutely
stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives
the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she’ll
see him later and walks away.
The wife glares at her husband and says, “Who the hell
was that?”
“Oh,” replies the husband, “she’s my mistress.”
“Well, that’s the last straw,” says the wife. “I’ve had
enough, I want a divorce!”
“I can understand that,” replies her husband, “but
remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more
shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados,
no more summers in Tuscany, no more BMW in the
garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is
yours.”
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a
gorgeous babe on his arm.
“Who’s that woman with George?” asks the wife. “That’s
his mistress,” says her husband. “Ours is prettier,” she
replies.
message
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old pilot
An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still
wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup
of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down
next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked,
“Are you a real pilot?”
He replied, ‘Well, I’ve spent my whole life flying planes,
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