AWOL 2015 Issue 353 13th November | Page 7

Advertise here for as little as 40 baht per week Bobby’s British Breakfast Foods UK Sausages, Ham, Bacon, Pies, Teas etc. Call 087 155 7737 or 089 985 7473 SERVED UP BY... A section for all you budding etymologists where each week the origin of a word or phrase is investigated. This week it is..... As nice as ninepence Neat, tidy, well-ordered. The variants, ‘as right as ninepence’ and ‘as neat as ninepence’ are just as common as the ‘nice’ version (also, less commonly, ‘as clean as ninepence’ and ‘as grand as ninepence’) and it isn’t clear which came first. There are suggestions that this expression derives from from ‘as nice as ninepins’. In the game of Ninepins (Skittles) the pins are set out in a square. For the game to be fair this must be done neatly and accurately or, in the old parlance, nicely. That derivation is attractive but seems unlikely, as there is no early records of ‘as nice as ninepins’ in print, which we might expect if the ‘ninepence’ version derived from it. The ‘ninepins’ form, in the guise of ‘as smart as ninepins’ isn’t found until the 20th century, so it is reasonable to assume that it is a simple mishearing of the earlier ‘as neat/clean/grand as ninepence’ versions. The earliest known recorded form of the phrase is ‘as neat as ninepence’; the first citation is in James Howell’s English Proverbs, 1659: “As fine as fippence, as neat as nine pence.” The ‘fippence’ (five pence) here makes it clear that the reference is to money rather than to skittles. For it to appear in a list of sayings viewed as proverbial it must have been in existence for some time before 1659. There was a ninepence coin in circulation in the 16th and 17th centuries, although there was nothing especially neat or nice about it. The rhyming and alliterative style of the citation suggests that the ‘neat’ and ‘nice’ were chosen just for that reason. The form ‘as nice as ninepence’ didn’t arise until recently, in the late 20th century. Is there an English phrase or saying that you would like to know more about? Email it to us on [email protected] siamexpat.tv Get over 100 of the best UK TV channels, on your TV set for just ฿990/month Enjoy the very best of UK Sports, Movies, Entertainment, News, Documentaries and Kid channels. (full channel list available on our website) Quote ‘AWOL’ when you order and get 10% off! Only ฿990 per month plus ฿4,395 for our set top box Please visit our website at www.siamexpat.tv for more details or call us today on: 088 581 01 03 Join th HU