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Sherwood and Rodgers form crime fighting duo
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Following his failed singles bar partnership
with Stuart Lancaster, Brendan Rodgers
has now teamed up with sacked Aston Villa
manager Tim Sherwood to form a detective
agency.
Sherwood and Rodgers will drive around the
country solving mysteries, they confirmed
yesterday.
The duo launched the detective agency called
‘Rodwood’, promising to deliver their special
brand of justice wherever they are needed.
Rodgers said: “Each week I will have three
envelopes, one of which will contain the name
of the criminal we’re after and the other two
will have a series of excuses why we didn’t
catch them.
“We’re hoping for a 61% conviction rate,
which is enough to put you in the top four of
crimefighting duos alongside your Dalziel &
Pascoes and your Rosemary & Thymes.”
Above: Villains beware! Rodwood are after you.
For their first case, a series of small bandstand
fires in a Carlisle park, Rodgers has asked the
local authority for a budget of sixty million
pounds to assemble a team of promising
young detectives from across Europe, as well
as Joe Allen.
Sherwood said: “Tim Sherwood will get
results because Tim Sherwood does not know
the meaning of the word ‘failure’, despite
the numerous chances Tim Sherwood has
recently had to find out.”
Rumours that a film crew will be following
the pair around in the hope of making a new
comedy TV series have been vigorously denied
by their lawyers, Dewey, Cheatham and Howe,
although they did confirm that they are
in discussions for David Moyes to join the
team after his sudden departure from Real