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new car
A middle-aged frumpy couple return to a Mercedes
dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they
were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde.
“I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised
the £75,000 asking price,” said the man. “Yet I just heard
you close the deal for £65, 000 to the lovely young lady
there. You insisted there could be no discount on this
model.”
“Well, what can I tell you? She had the ready cash and,
just look at her, how could I resist?” replied the grinning
salesman.
Just then the young woman approached the middle-aged
couple and gave them the keys.
“There you go,” she said. “I told you I would get this
plonker to reduce it. See you later, dad.”
parkinson’s
My Grandad has got Parkinson’s...
He can’t stop interviewing people.
library
A woman walked into a library and asked for a book on
euphemisms.
So the librarian took her up the rear aisle and let her
have it.
comedians
Why did Star Wars’ episodes 1, 2 and 3 come after
episodes 4, 5 and 6?
Because Head of Planning Yoda was.
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