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dating
My girlfriend asked me earlier when I last had sex with
someone that wasn’t her, I said:
“Back in 08.”
It sounds much better than ‘August’.
woman of the year
Now that Caitlyn Jenner has won ‘Woman of the Year’,
the odds on one of Serena Williams or Hillary Clinton
winning ‘Man of the Year’ have been cut dramatically.
email
My little one came up to me last night with a book and
sat on my lap to read it.
I opened it, pointed and said ‘doggy, d-o-g-g-y, doggy’
Then I did the same on the next page ‘wheelbarrow, w-he-e-l-b-a-r-r-o-w, wheelbarrow’
I’m still puzzled how she got hold of my copy of the
Kama Sutra...
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comedians
Comedians appear to be very poor decision makers.
They all seem to have fat, ugly wives and sexy
sisters-in-law.
study
Latest study shows that half of the men in the UK have
contemplated suicide...the other half are single
interview
I was at an important job interview today, and was
asked..
“Are you on Facebook?”
“No, I’m not.” I replied.
“Are you on Twitter?”
“No.”
“Instagram?”
“Nope.”
“Look, will you just put your phone away then, please?!”
REMEMBRANCE DAY
Wednesday 11th November
from 10.30 am
at the Dizzy Dolphin
ALL WELCOME
to come and pay
your respects
Poolsuk Road (between
Dechanuchit & Chomsin Roads)
Oil or Thai Massage
300 baht/1 hr.
Foot Massage
250 baht/1 hr.
Poppies available at
Hua Hin Ham, Bacon & Meat Co.
on Soi 41
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