AWOL 2015 Issue 351 30th October | Page 15

Advertise here for as little as 40 baht per week to hull and back Mags Meanderings: From Som Tam To Mushy Peas cultural differences Greetings from Beirut. OK a bit of an exaggeration, but at the moment the city centre of Hull seems on track to turn itself into a pretty good impression of a war zone. That’s the price we must pay for being chosen as City of Culture 2017, together with its’ award of 18 million pounds which is being used to improve our image in readiness for the event. So with unnatural zeal the City Council has set about digging everything up. Needless to say there are some mixed feelings amongst the locals. But although the city centres paved areas are certainly ready for a makeover, it is a recently revealed new logo which is dividing public opinion and causing the usual kind of ‘how much?’ and ‘load of ****’ reactions. Anyone wishing to risk going cross eyed can view the logo by searching online for ‘Hull City of Culture 2017 logo’. At least the logo diverted our attention a little from the state of the UK steel industry, which you have probably heard is not good. Like Thailand and rice, China apparently doesn’t know what to do with all it’s surplus cheap steel - while UK steel struggles, and fails against the lower, often subsidised steel prices of other countries. The situation wasn’t helped by the coincidental timing of a state visit to the UK by Chinas’ President. Aimed at strengthening our ties with the super power, there were strident calls for David Cameron to spoil the whole thing by raising the thorny issue of cheap Chinese steel in the midst of the state banquets and football matches. We tend to forget that the Chinese - apart from having provided the UK with some of our favourite takeaways - also contributed a great deal to our survival during the first World War, when hundreds of thousands of Chinese ONE FREE WINE WITH THIS AD (one time only until 23/11/2015) Two 3 storey townhouses to let Next to The Dusit need repairs hence bargain rental price (offers invited) Contact David 092 927 7207 joined with Britain, France and other allies in 1916 to do the digging, labouring and repairs essential to keep our troops going. But if new logos, the state of the steel industry, and Britains relationship with China are too depressing to contemplate, there is always Switzerland. According to the 2015 World Happiness Report (who is paid to come up with these things?) Switzerland is the happiest place in the world. For a start it is rich. The average life span is 82. Their banks won’t be prone to cyber attacks, and if that isn’t enough the place is awash with chocolate. So why aren’t we all living there instead of Thailand or the UK? Please don’t all rush at once to answer that. November 30th 1965 wasn’t a very good day for America. While in New York 25,000 people were marching in support of Americas action in Vietnam, two US planes were accidentally