AWOL 2015 Issue 351 30th October | Page 10

Visit www.awolonline.net Send your jokes to submissions@ awolonline.net and get your name in print! barbie I got a job working in a strip club. The manager said, “You’ll love it here, it pays quite well...” He winked. “And I’ll make sure you’re on Barbie every night. Barbie’s the best, everyone loves Barbie.” “Great! I can’t wait,” I said as I shook his hand and left with a new found spring in my step. Later that night I returned for my first shift, when I was greeted again by the manager. “Hope you’re ready!” he said. “It’s going to be a busy one tonight.” “Sure am,” I replied. “Where’s Barbie?” I asked, rubbing my hands together in anticipation. “It’s over there,” he replied. “Opposite Bar A.” bacon kills I was in the pub last night and my mate started talking about the latest World Health Organisation report. I said, ‘Yeah, my wife ended up in hospital after eating a massive sausage and bacon sandwich.’ He said, ‘Cancer?’ ‘No, it was mine.’ Chill Chill Massage 10 Call 080 018 3996 Open every day from early ‘til late Safe Storage Available Any items, packing boxes and transport available From Only 100 Baht per Month Contact David 092 927 7207 my generation It seems like every week the WHO declares that another beloved dietary staple is “carcinogenic”. It’s almost like they’re hoping we die before we get old. email I just got an email telling me that processed meat can cause cancer but I think it’s just spam. more who In the light of all the recent newspaper stories regarding the World Health Organisation report that bacon can cause cancer, I have decided to cut down...on reading newspapers. long walk When I walked in the house last night my wife went mental, shouting and screaming, “Where the hell have you been?” I said, “I took the dog for a walk.” “And where is the dog?” She replied. I said, “He died four years ago.” REMEMBRANCE DAY Wednesday 11th November from 10.30 am at the Dizzy Dolphin ALL WELCOME to come and pay your respects Poolsuk Road (between Dechanuchit & Chomsin Roads) Oil or Thai Massage 300 baht/1 hr. Foot Massage 250 baht/1 hr. Poppies available at Hua Hin Ham, Bacon & Meat Co. on Soi 41 Sell it fast with AWOL Classifieds