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barbie
I got a job working in a strip club. The manager said,
“You’ll love it here, it pays quite well...” He winked. “And
I’ll make sure you’re on Barbie every night. Barbie’s the
best, everyone loves Barbie.”
“Great! I can’t wait,” I said as I shook his hand and left
with a new found spring in my step. Later that night I
returned for my first shift, when I was greeted again by
the manager. “Hope you’re ready!” he said. “It’s going to
be a busy one tonight.”
“Sure am,” I replied. “Where’s Barbie?” I asked, rubbing
my hands together in anticipation.
“It’s over there,” he replied. “Opposite Bar A.”
bacon kills
I was in the pub last night and my mate started talking
about the latest World Health Organisation report. I
said, ‘Yeah, my wife ended up in hospital after eating a
massive sausage and bacon sandwich.’
He said, ‘Cancer?’
‘No, it was mine.’
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my generation
It seems like every week the WHO declares that another
beloved dietary staple is “carcinogenic”.
It’s almost like they’re hoping we die before we get old.
email
I just got an email telling me that processed meat can
cause cancer but I think it’s just spam.
more who
In the light of all the recent newspaper stories regarding
the World Health Organisation report that bacon can
cause cancer, I have decided to cut down...on reading
newspapers.
long walk
When I walked in the house last night my wife went
mental, shouting and screaming, “Where the hell have
you been?”
I said, “I took the dog for a walk.”
“And where is the dog?” She replied.
I said, “He died four years ago.”
REMEMBRANCE DAY
Wednesday 11th November
from 10.30 am
at the Dizzy Dolphin
ALL WELCOME
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Foot Massage
250 baht/1 hr.
Poppies available at
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