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worthless
I just found a carrier bag with an England rugby shirt in
it lying abandoned on the pavement - I can’t believe it’s
been thrown away.
Those bags are worth 5p now!
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life saver
I once saw Meatloaf in a restaurant, choking on a piece
of German sausage.
I saved his life that night.
I took the wurst right out of his mouth.
liverpool
Liverpool city centre was eerily quiet this week.
The scousers must have heard there’s a job opening
there.
groan
I saw Gilbert O’Sullivan and, wondering where he’d
spent his usual Irish holiday, called out, “Athlone again?”
“Nah, Tralee,” he replied.
true love
HUSBAND: Darling, if I lost my sight, would you be my
eyes for me?
WIFE: Of course I would sweetheart.
HUSBAND: If I lost my hearing, would you be my ears?
WIFE: Absolutely honey.
HUSBAND: If I lost my legs would you push me in a
wheelchair?
WIFE: You don’t need to ask. Why all the questions?
HUSBAND: I just sprained my wrist.....
10
please!
My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with
Fatboy Slim.
“When can we start divorce proceedings?” she said.
“Right Here. Right Now.”
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