AWOL 2014 Issue 310 26th December | Page 17

Advertise here from only 40 baht per week to hull and back Mags Meanderings: From Som Tam To Mushy Peas why, why, why... And there it was gone - again. Only three different New Year celebrations to look forward to now. Plus the 2015 launch of Coca Colas new product ‘Fairlife’ milk. Although this so called ‘premium’ milk will be launched initially in the States, it seems like an ideal candidate for the next Thai Hi So must have drink. With its 50 percent more protein, 30 percent more calcium, half the sugar content of regular milk, and at only twice the price, who wouldn’t rush out to buy it? Talking of drinks - how does Smirnoff get those gold particles to suspend themselves in bottles of vodka? You may also ask why do they bother, although it does look pretty. Personally a pretty drink to me is a coffee bean aflame on a shot of Sambucca, but even that is a rare sight these days, when common sense dictates that splashing out on a good malt makes much better economic sense. Theories include one that the gold flakes are held in suspension for ages due to the viscosity of the drink, a theory which does seem preferable to those involving coating the gold flakes with either paraffin or beeswax. Just imagine having that job on your CV. ‘So Mr Smith, I see that you have been working for Smirnoff in their Gold Leaf Beeswaxing Division, what on earth makes you want to leave?’ On a much more serious note we can’t let the week go by without remembering the 10th anniversary of the Asian Boxing Day tsunami. You won’t all have been living in Thailand at the time. Those who were will never forget that day, or the contribution made by some HuaHin expats to the provision of essential supplies to the southern islands. Dream Guesthouse Cheap room for rent from just 350 baht 0915094729 Th/Eng 0805626735 Swe/Eng Soi 94 (1st left after 7-11) My own memory of the disaster will always be of the scene at Don Muang airport four days later, with ambulances arriving every 10 minutes or so carrying injured tourists for their flights home, and the eerie silence which hung over the whole airport. Even then the enormity of the situation didn’t really sink in until I boarded a Phuket Air flight to Gatwick and realised how many seats were empty, and how many of the passengers who had made it were wearing only the clothes in which they had survived. December also marks the less well remembered 30th anniversary of the Bhopal gas disaster in India, when a gas leak in a pesticide factory killed thousands, and injured over half a million people. The eventual death toll is thought to have reached over 25,000. To this day babies are being born with defects, caused by contamination of water supplies by the thousands of tonnes of toxic waste which remain dumped at the factory site. Meanwhile legal battles continue over the responsibility of majority share holder in the pesticide company, Union Carbide Corporation, and of UCCs American parent company Dow Chemical. Although we know there can never be an end to either natural or man made disasters, every New Year we hope for better things to happen. We raise a glass or three to the future, and make our New Year resolutions. And in Britain we are being urged to sign up to ‘Dry January’, which promises to save us money and make us feel better - except of course for those who brew, distill, sell, and coat gold flakes with beeswax. We can’t even buy Fairlife Milk as a substitute over here yet dammit! Here’s wishing you all a good Chang filled New Year. This weeks word is a good one for you Scrabble players out there. ‘Xiphoid’ simply means a dagger like shape. THE AWOL FORUM www.awolonline.net/forum Games, discussions, announcements, jokes, videos, information, sports, local and international topics and more Join up, log in and tell us what you think! Register and log in with popular social network or email accounts or create a unique AWOL account free Join the AWOL forum 17