AWOL 2014 Issue 309 19th December | Page 17

Advertise here from only 40 baht per week to hull and back Mags Meanderings: From Som Tam To Mushy Peas why, why, why... We Brits are renowned for moaning about our weather, and now we have new things called ‘weather bombs’ to moan about as well - extreme weather conditions blamed of course on global warming. So on the first anniversary this month of some pretty bad flooding in Hull, it was good to hear an elderly man recall his experiences of that time. Forced to leave his flooded home, he proudly told how he had spent two nights at the Mercure Hotel, followed by three weeks at a Holiday Inn, having a wonderful time over the festive season. His best memory was of having three free Christmas dinners. That is truly what I would call a ‘glass half full’ person, but his situation here was sadly far removed from those tiny tents provided for shelter during Thailands periods of much worse flooding. On a lighter and slightly bizarre note, a new fashion from America is attracting a global following. This is more for the ladies, and concerns liberating your armpit hair by letting it do it’s own thing, i.e. grow, then having it dyed. The dying is of course down to personal choice, as is a little pruning (presumably to control split ends) but followers claim to be empowered by the whole thing. I doubt that the fashion will catch on it Thailand, where women habitually while away the hours by applying tweezers to their underarms. A method which, between you and me, I can personally recommend. It costs Dream Guesthouse Cheap room for rent from just 350 baht 0915094729 Th/Eng 0805626735 Swe/Eng Soi 94 (1st left after 7-11) nothing and eventually the little hairy blighters give up altogether. On a more politically correct note - there are calls for a ban on that popular song ‘Delilah’ at Cardiffs’ Millenium Stadium, where it has become the unofficial anthem of Welsh rugby supporters. Support for the ban has also spread to Stoke City football club, and the way things are going it could soon become a bigger issue than the league tables. Critics of the 1968 Tom Jones song say it is demeaning to women, because the lyrics appear to imply that it is OK to kill a woman for being unfaithful. Clearly the critics are unaware of a popular snack for ducks in Thailand. It is not yet known whether any groups of scary women with very hairy, colourful armpits have invaded the Millenium Stadium pitch in support of the proposed ban. Probably only a matter of time. And finally this weeks word. A brand new entry to the Oxford English Dictionary, which does seem to be a little demeaning to the growing minority of men who have been inspired this year by cyclists Bradley Wiggins and Chris Hoye. ‘Mamil’ refers to a middle aged man in Lycra. Enjoy your Christmas and spare a thought for those in colder climes! LAND AND PROPERTY FOR SALE IN PRANBURI/PAK NAM PRAN LAND 45 RAI (72,000 sqm) in Pak Nam Pran 2.2m baht per rai 2 RAI 392 SQ. WAH (4768 sqm) in Pranburi 3.8m baht HOUSE/LAND 1 RAI 46 SQ. WAH (1784 sqm) in Pranburi 3.8m baht Please call 081 614 8728 Join the AWOL forum 17