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US adds FIFA to Axis of Evil
USA
The US has expanded the Axis of Evil to
include World football governing body,
FIFA.
The Axis of evil, named by President
George w. Bush in his 2002 State of the
Union speech previously included Iran,
Iraq, and North Korea.
It is thought that FIFA’s recent report
entitled ‘Why we’re brilliant and all the
others, especially England, aren’t,’ is the
trigger for their inclusion.
The FA welcomed the announcement.
“About bloody time,” said Chairman Greg
Dyke. “This is a grotesque, bloated and
corrupt organisation. Not like the FA.”
“After all, when it came out that we’d all
been given nice watches as bribes, we
sent them straight back. No messing. We
didn’t even have to wait to be told.”
“We have amassed a vast dossier on the
crimes of FIFA,” said a spokesperson
for the White House. “They’ve accepted
Above: Many in the football world believe Blatter (left) is a Sith Lord (right)
bribes, they’ve given bribes, they flout
local regulations, they run an active
slave trade, they worship the devil, they
leave the toilet seat up, they don’t serve
dolphin-friendly tuna, and we have a
great deal of evidence to suggest it was
them who attached a pogo-stick to the
bottom of the Philae lander.”
Despite the accusations, FIFA remained
defiant. “This announcement is
provocative and unwarranted. FIFA
will defend itself against this constant
harassment and slander,” said a
spokesperson. Frankly, Sepp’s been
looking forward to trying out the army
of evil robo-soldiers he’s built in his
secret lair under a volcano. So bring it on
America.”
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