AWOL 2014 Issue 306 21st November | Page 11

Advertise here from only 40 baht per week s&S Indian Soi 94 Certificate of Excellence restaurant 2012, 2013, 2014 Curries from only 90 baht Eat in or takeaway 081 455 5298 Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19 You’ve always considered yourself a belt-and-suspenders type, but all everyone else seems to focus on is your lack of pants. Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18 Buck up: You still have a lot of life ahead of you, even if the good part was over years ago. Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20 You will fall into a pattern of selfdestructive behavior this week when you discover how much fun that sort of thing is. ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20 After a long, sweaty, painful time trying to fix a knotty problem yourself, you’ll finally admit defeat and call in a real thoracic surgeon. Taurus Apr 21 – May 21 You’ll become frustrated and depressed when, after approaching beautiful women with the corny line “I must paint you,” you find it actually works like a charm. Gemini May 22 – June 21 A horrifying incident with a knifethrower, a chainsaw-juggler, and a fireeater will result in grievous bodily harm, although it’s kind of a surprise that it mostly involves being hit by a bus. Cancer Jun 22 – Jul 22 The stars are sorry, but someone has already thought of starting a band with two of each instrument in it. It wasn’t all that great an idea then, either. Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22 You aren’t the first person to try to change someone after falling in love, but you might be the first to try to make that someone into a robot. Virgo Aug 23 – Sep 22 The powers-that-be will get back to you on that pesky legal matter with the news that they’re sorry, but you can’t be officially recognized as the first blind person to drive across China if you poke out your eyes just before the finish. Libra Sep 23 – Oct 23 Some say the world will end in ice, some fire. However, the end of your personal world will be most notable for banal remarks on the humidity. Scorpio Oct 24 – Nov 21 While it’s true there is no plumbing the depths of the human heart, you’ll come up with some novel ideas about its heating and electrical wiring. Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 21 Your theory that there are only two types of people in the world won’t go over well with the only other survivor of this week’s global thermonuclear holocaust. Under offer from Bars / Pubs Telephone Bobby’s Bar 089 985 7473 Dizzy Dolphin 080 652 0531 Lost Cafe 086 043 5058 Lucky Shot 086 178 1550 Railway Tavern 085 429 0378 The Bridge 089 586 1700 Services & other Telephone ACTA Law Firm Hua Hin 092 427 3344 CN Pool Service 081 572 3996 Easy Car Rental 086 166 9880 Siam Consulting 032 512075 accommodation Telephone All Nations Guesthouse 032 512747 Dream Guesthouse 080 562 6735 Victor Guesthouse 032 511564 Property Telephone Hot Property 032 533 533 Lucky Real Estate 082 298 0500 Sopha Land and Houses 083 324 0907 sports & leisure Telephone The Dartman 087 155 7737 Go Kart Hua Hin 032 547 199 Join the AWOL forum Restaurants/ Food Telephone All In Hua Hin 032 530067 British Breakfast Foods 087 155 7737 Buffalo Tavern 032 530087 Dream Restaurant & Bar 80 562 6735 0 Hua Hin Ham & Bacon 032 513144 Let’s Eat 082 248 0345 Orchid Restaurant 94 092 357 8185 S & S Indian 081 455 5298 Terrace 90 032 516587 11