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torn
apart
Roy Hodgson
unhappy with
severed limbs
on Wembley
pitch
england
ENGLAND manager Roy Hodgson has
complained about the human body parts
littering Wembley after last weekend’s
NFL game. The contest between the
Dallas Cowboys and the Jacksonville
Jaguars, which killed 16 players and
injured more than 200 spectators, has left
the pitch strewn with human debris ahead
of Saturday’s game against Slovenia.
Hodgson said: “A few arms we could cope
with. But when I pulled one half-buried
leg out of the centre circle it turned out
still to be attached to quarterback Tony
Romo, who had been buried alive in a
Above: These poor girls had most of their
clothes torn off during the brutal NFL
game at Wembley
complex offensive play.
“Even without oxygen for 12 hours his
intense will to win remained, and he tore
up half the pitch dragging his broken
body to the touchdown area.”
Wembley officials have been quick to
reassure Hodgson and the England squad
that all traces of the dead and injured
would be removed before Saturday’s
game, and are in talks with the Scottish
F.A to negotiate a joint deal with OCS, the
commercial cleaning company, to clear
up after the inevitable carnage to occur
at next week’s clash between Scotland
and England at Celtic Park.
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