AWOL 2014 Issue 305 14th November | Page 17

Advertise here from only 40 baht per week to hull and back Mags Meanderings: From Som Tam To Mushy Peas christmas is coming? Imagine if you will a small boy, about 8 years old, playing with his friend. They seem to be inseparable, watching TV together, travelling on a bus, doing all the things that friends do. Except that the friend is a real live penguin named Monty, who, like all penguins of a certain age, is becoming broody for a mate. Fortunately the young boy is street wise for his age. Recognising a love sick penguin when he sees one, he surprises Monty with a little lady friend for Christmas. And as Monty bonds with his soul mate Mabel it becomes clear that the two penguins are not real at all, but just toys. By this time you are either going all gooey eyed or reaching for the bottle. Maybe you are also wondering what the story was all about. Well wonder no more, for it is the latest John Lewis Christmas advert, which very quickly went viral, so if you haven’t yet seen it you can - if you must - catch up online. This is just one of the latest batch of seasonal ads in the growing trend for seasonal ads which don’t actually advertise products. Instead they aim to tug at the heart strings and evoke that ‘feel good’ factor which will draw shoppers to those magical emporiums of Christmas dreams, (or at least to visit their websites.) And to be fair the John Lewis ‘feel good’ ad did at least, either by accident or design, result in them selling out of some very expensive toy penguins in no time. Of course other retailers ads are available, including front runners in the gooey seasonal ad market Marks and Spencer and Boots. In fact these two, along with John Lewis, form the top three Christmas ads in an online vote for the best of the 2014 bunch. But when the M and S advance viewing landed in my E mail inbox last week it was quite a relief that the laptop battery expired half way through, curtailing the vision of women pretending to be fairies and flying around snowy rooftops in a rather wooden fashion, trailing fairy dust in their wake. True - a few products could be glimpsed if you watched closely enough, including the Cheap room for rent from just 350 baht 0915094729 Th/Eng 0805626735 Swe/Eng Soi 94 (1st left after 7-11) clothes of the fairies in question, which to be honest were not suited to the weather. Clearly M and S daren’t risk going the whole hog like John Lewis, which given the competition these days is maybe wise. Boots meanwhile have no such qualms - concentrating on a little story about going home to family for Boxing Day, with no product placement in sight - not even a penguin. Maybe I should stop giving my E mail address to almost every national chain of retailers that I use and save myself a lot of angst! But no, it is almost impossible now - even in Hull - to get by without online shopping and store points cards, and in any case ads on TV are unavoidable so they get you one way or the other. I just wish they would stick to the point and stop pretending they are something they’re not. The moral to this story is that however annoying those loudspeaker bearing pickups are on the sois of Hua Hin, be thankful that they quickly pass you by. You may of course be planning to immerse yourself even more fully in festive celebrations by popping up to Bangkok for a few days. If so this weeks’ word could prove useful in Patpong. No-one will understand it except you, but it could be an interesting ice breaker. ‘Ecdysiast’. According to Wiki this means an erotic dancer who removes their clothes as a form of entertainment. Also known as a stripper. 17 Disclaimer All articles are published in good faith and based on information available to us at publication. Some articles are satire or ‘spoof’ stories intended as humour. No responsibility is accepted other than that stipulated by law. Although the information in this publication has been obtained from sources believed to be reliable, AWOL cannot guarantee accuracy in all cases. Any opinions expressed are those of the contributor and do not necessarily reflect the views of the publisher. All materials copyright. All rights reserved and no part of this Dream Guesthouse publication may be reproduced in part or in full without the previous written consent of the publisher. Neither can any part be stored in a retrieval situation, nor transmitted by electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or any other means. AWOL is printed by Petchpoom Printing, and we can be contacted on [email protected] or 081 614 8728. Please send any other communications to Mrs Chukamol James, Managing Director, AWOL Co. Ltd., 136/229 Emerald Hill, Soi 6, Mooban Borfai, Hua Hin, Prachuap Kiri Khan, 7110, THAILAND. Join the AWOL forum