AWOL 2014 Issue 305 14th November | Page 11

Advertise here from only 40 baht per week s&S Indian Soi 94 Certificate of Excellence restaurant 2012, 2013, 2014 Curries from only 90 baht Eat in or takeaway 081 455 5298 Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19 Authorities acknowledge that yes, technically you went on a tristate killing spree, but since you did it in the Four Corners region of the Southwest, it actually makes you look lazy. Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18 When the stars said it was a good time to start new projects at work, they didn’t expect you to put Vaseline on the stairs and then pull the fire alarm. Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20 Thanks to the events of this week, when people think “fish sticks,” they’ll think of you. Then they’ll throw up, especially if they’re eating fish sticks. Aries Mar 21 – Apr 20 You refuse to buy into society’s petty, narrow-minded definitions of good and evil, or at least that’s what you tell people when they notice you’re a lousy tipper. Taurus Apr 21 – May 21 You’ll be doing a lot of travelling in the near future due to your inability to dribble a basketball effectively. Gemini May 22 – June 21 When all’s said and done, you’ve loved and been loved in return, and no one can take that away from you. However, they can make sure you don’t get paid for it. Cancer Jun 22 – Jul 22 There will come times in life when you find it impossible to tell the dancer from the dance. Be advised the person is the dancer and the dance is the series of motions being made. Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22 Your true goal continues to elude you when you succeed in breeding pandas to a mailbox, a surprised cat, and a traumatized lab assistant. Virgo Aug 23 – Sep 22 While “To thine own self be true” is wise advice, it was intended for someone whose own self didn’t sit on the couch eating crisps and watching quiz shows. Libra Sep 23 – Oct 23 You’ll experience a slight setback when events beyond your control force you to repeat age 8 all over again, which actually isn’t half bad. Scorpio Oct 24 – Nov 21 You’ve always detested clichés, tired old jokes, and easy irony, which are three more reasons why you’re going to hate being killed by a falling safe. Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 21 They say a good friend will bail you out of jail but a best friend will share your cell. With that in mind, your best friend will stab you with a sharpened toothbrush this week. Under offer from Bars / Pubs Telephone Bobby’s Bar 089 985 7473 Dizzy Dolphin 080 652 0531 Lost Cafe 086 043 5058 Lucky Shot 086 178 1550 Railway Tavern 085 429 0378 The Bridge 089 586 1700 Services & other Telephone ACTA Law Firm Hua Hin 092 427 3344 CN Pool Service 081 572 3996 Easy Car Rental 086 166 9880 Siam Consulting 032 512075 accommodation Telephone All Nations Guesthouse 032 512747 Dream Guesthouse 080 562 6735 Victor Guesthouse 032 511564 Property Telephone Hot Property 032 533 533 Lucky Real Estate 082 298 0500 Sopha Land and Houses 083 324 0907 sports & leisure Telephone The Dartman 087 155 7737 Go Kart Hua Hin 032 547 199 Join the AWOL forum Restaurants/ Food Telephone All In Hua Hin 032 530067 British Breakfast Foods 087 155 7737 Buffalo Tavern 032 530087 Dream Restaurant & Bar 80 562 6735 0 Hua Hin Ham & Bacon 032 513144 Let’s Eat 082 248 0345 Orchid Restaurant 94 092 357 8185 S & S Indian 081 455 5298 Terrace 90 032 516587 11