AWOL 2014 Issue 303 31st October | Page 11

Advertise here from only 40 baht per week s&S Indian Soi 94 Certificate of Excellence restaurant 2012, 2013, 2014 Curries from only 90 baht Eat in or takeaway 081 455 5298 Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19 The sudden spike in the salmon population is no surprise to anyone who knows the real reason you like swimming so much. Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18 A regular routine can provide much-needed structure, but you might be better off if you didn’t start every day with a guy trying to saw your head off. Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20 It’s probably best if you just put your head down and keep sharpening pencils for the next few years. Aries Mar 21 – Apr 20 You’ll have yet another disastrous first date when you get something stuck between your front teeth and a crosstown bus. Taurus Apr 21 – May 21 The reality turns out to be okay, but when you heard the phrase “taco truck,” you pictured a giant taco that was also a truck. Gemini May 22 – June 21 While it’s true that someone in Baltimore loves you, this is less a reason for a jaunty T-shirt than a cause for genuine concern. Cancer Jun 22 – Jul 22 The stars hear your unasked question, and the answer you seek is: “If they keep losing their opener to the Pirates, way more than 103 years.” Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22 You’ll be spared a potential source of great conflict and divisiveness in your life this week when it’s born dead. Virgo Aug 23 – Sep 22 Don’t worry: There is nothing wrong with you that emergency brain surgery and a quadruple bypass within the next 90 minutes won’t solve. Libra Sep 23 – Oct 23 Your lips are red and chapped because you keep licking them. To balance this out, lick yourself raw everywhere else. Scorpio Oct 24 – Nov 21 Next week will call for many, many pairs of leather pants, which would be fine with you if they didn’t have to be the kind of pants with asses in them. Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 21 You’ll soon be feeling like your old self again thanks to a sudden and tragic relapse into alcoholism. SALES AND RENTALS NEW DEVELOPMENTS - PRE-OWNED HOMES CONDOS & APARTMENTS - VILLAS & HOUSES RESORTS - BUSINESSES - LAND Contact: Tel.: 082 298 0500 E-mail: [email protected] Website: luckyhuahin.com Join the AWOL forum 11