AWOL 2014 Issue 302 3rd October | Page 17

Advertise here from only 40 baht per week to hull and back Mags Meanderings: From Som Tam To Mushy Peas toelining Did you spot last weeks’ deliberate mistake? The missing ‘word of the week’? Which just goes to show that the little grey cells don’t always do what you would like them to. So to make up for it here are two words which both show just how contrived our language is becoming. First is ‘frenvy’, to envy a friend. Next is ‘gaydar’, the sixth sense which enables homosexual people to recognise those of a similar persuasion. It seems that anyone can join in the fashion for making up new words by joining together parts of other words, so why not have a go? A few Singha might help you along. Speaking of which it was good to see that bottled brew on sale in a local bar over here last weekend. Unfortunately it wasn’t hot enough to sit outside and do it justice with bottle, glass and a bucket of ice, and they would probably charge extra for the ice anyway. Meanwhile Thailand was dealing with the crucial issue of TV soaps, which are a bad influence on the masses and need to be re-written. The Powers That Be clearly don’t watch Eastenders, or even Emmerdale, which could no doubt benefit from David Camerons’ personal intervention. I’m sure the voters of the UK wouldn’t object at all to him fitting in a little script writing in between bombing Iraq and trying to persuade his MPs not to defect to UKIP. Of course Cameron does have a democratically elected sidekick in the shape of Nick Clegg, who could be glad of something useful to do. And speaking of democracy, it is a concept which still seems to puzzle Thailand. So much so that from November it will become a subject in every school curriculum. Staff in the countrys’ Education Ministry have been told by the Electoral Commission that in other countries, which are already fully developed democracies, people are provided with the freedom and rights to express their views ‘within a framework of discipline and observation of regulations’. I wonder just how much of Thailands’ new democracy Cheap room for rent from just 350 baht 0915094729 Th/Eng 0805626735 Swe/Eng Soi 94 (1st left after 7-11) teaching will focus on those two words ‘discipline’ and ‘regulations’, and how much on ‘freedom and rights.’ Because along with the need for things like public order and the absence of corruption, the most basic principle of democracy is to allow for freedom of thought and the right to choose our representatives. Surely a good way to start would be for children to be allowed some freedom of thought and expression? Even if that does include the freedom to watch TV programmes which haven’t been doctored by the government. Editor’s note: The title of this week’s THAB was the perfect excuse to make up a word as Mags’ suggested - ‘Toelining’, from the made up verb ‘to toeline’ which gives us the noun ‘toeliner’; the meaning is the act of toeing the line or obeying the rules. A kind of description of what Thailand’s government is currently trying to get the population to do.Now, can our readers do any better? Take up the THAB challenge and make up some words and their meanings, and send them to Mags at [email protected], and she will feature the best ones in a future column, particularly those that reflect on some of the aspects of living in Thailand. 17 Disclaimer All articles are published in good faith and based on information available to us at publication. Some articles are satire or ‘spoof’ stories intended as humour. No responsibility is accepted other than that stipulated by law. Although the information in this publication has been obtained from sources believed to be reliable, AWOL cannot guarantee accuracy in all cases. Any opinions expressed are those of the contributor and do not necessarily reflect the views of the publisher. All materials copyright. All rights reserved and no part of this Dream Guesthouse publication may be reproduced in part or in full without the previous written consent of the publisher. Neither can any part be stored in a retrieval situation, nor transmitted by electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or any other means. AWOL is printed by Petchpoom Printing, and we can be contacted on [email protected] or 081 614 8728. Please send any other communications to Mrs Chukamol James, Managing Director, AWOL Co. Ltd., 136/229 Emerald Hill, Soi 6, Mooban Borfai, Hua Hin, Prachuap Kiri Khan, 7110, THAILAND. Join the AWOL forum