AWOL 2014 Issue 301 26th September | Page 11

Advertise here from only 40 baht per week s&S Indian Soi 94 Certificate of Excellence restaurant 2012, 2013, 2014 Curries from only 90 baht Eat in or takeaway 081 455 5298 Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19 You’ll be saddened when it turns out that all those people who only like you for your money turn out not to be very good friends. Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18 Old promises come due this week when you’re reminded of your pledge to get a real job just as soon as the Portuguese prime minister retires. Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20 You’ll continue to spend your days covered in feathers and bird shit, proving that being dressed by birds every morning isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Aries Mar 21 – Apr 20 You’re not the kind of person who can wear those stylish strappy heels, mostly because you’re too stupid to figure out how shoes go on. Taurus Apr 21 – May 21 Love, wisdom, and luck are all strong in your zodiac sign this week, providing further proof that you are not your zodiac sign. Gemini May 22 – June 21 The bellboy will be a little intimidated by all your luggage, but, frankly, a single suitcase nuke won’t do the job on a city that size. Cancer Jun 22 – Jul 22 You’ll become embroiled in a vicious conflict between those who feel Queens of the Stone Age are overrated and those who want control of the cocaine trade on the Eastern Seaboard. Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22 You’re starting to believe that your neighbour is trying to hide something from you with all those clothes she insists on wearing. Virgo Aug 23 – Sep 22 The stars have nothing to say to you this week, as they’re trying to work on their own future for once, if you don’t mind. Libra Sep 23 – Oct 23 Spice things up in the bedroom this week by inviting someone to go in there with you for some intercourse. Scorpio Oct 24 – Nov 21 You’ll have strange dreams in which a bearded hippie in a long robe urges you to cast off your burdens and join him at the right hand of his father, but it’s probably nothing. Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 21 Next week will be a joyful whirlwind of magic, laughter, and romance, so it’s too bad you’re going to miss the whole thing. SALES AND RENTALS NEW DEVELOPMENTS - PRE-OWNED HOMES CONDOS & APARTMENTS - VILLAS & HOUSES RESORTS - BUSINESSES - LAND Contact: Tel.: 082 298 0500 E-mail: [email protected] Website: luckyhuahin.com Join the AWOL forum 11