AWOL 2014 Issue 299 12th September | Page 17

Advertise here from only 40 baht per week to hull and back Mags Meanderings: From Som Tam To Mushy Peas jacobite tipping In an interesting diversion from the Scottish referendum debates, the Scottish Jacobite Society has announced that it would like to see Scotlands’ border extended 174 miles south. Founded in 1748, two years after the defeat of Jacobite Bonnie Prince Charlie at the Battle of Culloden, the Society was a secret one which remained loyal to the Prince. Now, with its’ cloak of secrecy lifted, it wants to take in part of Yorkshire far enough south to include the village of Flamborough. Flamborough is an area of great natural beauty. Home to many kinds of seabirds, its’ cliffs stick out into the North Sea as a little pointy bit on the map between the resorts of Scarborough to the north, and Bridlington to the south, to form Flamborough Head. The Scottish Jacobite Society claims that moving the boundary would enable people from west and south Yorkshire to make day trips to Scotland, thus saving a lot of journey time. And if that sounds slightly crazy, the reaction of one or two Flamborough residents should leave you in no doubt at all about the state of a nation which some Scots want to devolve themselves from. A local radio reporter was despatched to Flamborough to ask villagers what they thought of becoming part of Scotland. The reporter found a group of elderly residents who were waiting for a bus, and on being asked how she felt about being part of Scotland one dear lady said that the weather would be worse. Personally I would oppose the plan for a more sensible reason. I wouldn’t want to have the hassle of border controls just to visit Scarborough for a day. Meanwhile last weekend Hull folk took to the streets for the cities’ annual Freedom Festival, which commemorates the work of Hull lad William Wilberforce, who was instrumental in achieving the abolition of slavery way back when. As with any large festival of music and performing arts there are three important needs to be met - sufficient beer, public transport, and toilets. Some of which Cheap room for rent from just 350 baht 0915094729 Th/Eng 0805626735 Swe/Eng Soi 94 (1st left after 7-11) have been a bit lacking in previous years. But again local radio was on the ball, with one presenter making frequent pleas for ‘beer, buses and bogs’ in the run up to the three day event. Despite the further drop in BBC standards his pleas seemed to work. There’s really nothing quite like the sight of rows of Portaloos along cobbled streets awash with rain and beer on a sodden Saturday night in Hull. Almost as common in these parts is the sight of piles of horse ‘manure’ for want of a better word, which regularly appear on grassed areas and parkland. This nation wide problem has given rise to a new word, which probably isn’t even in your dictionary yet. ‘Fly-grazing’ is the practice of tethering horses on private property. A bit like ‘fly-tipping’, but with an end product which is at least bio-degradable. GET NOTICED! An advert in AWOL is the best and cheapest way to reach your customers Disclaimer All articles are published in good faith and based on information available to us