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scottish independence
Thai Immigration have advised that in the event of a
breakup of the Union, Scottish nationals holding British
passports will have one week to exit Thailand to return
to Scotland and obtain a Scottish passport with a new
Thai visa
In a related story, the Scottish Passport Office have
advised that they expect to be inundated with passport
applications so you should allow 3 months to receive
your new Scottish passport.
In a further story, the Scottish Inland Revenue have said
that non resident Scots remaining in Scotland for more
than one month in any calendar year will be liable to tax
on all their savings, properties and pensions.
And finally, legislation passing through the Houses of
Parliament to ban the wearing of burkhas in public in
England will be modified to ban the wearing of kilts too.
If Scotland gets independence what will the Duke of
Edinburgh be called? “The Prince formally known as”?
Of course, the real fear for Alex Salmond is that if he
takes a battering in the referendum on the 18th then the
Scots will probably eat him...
Sending David Cameron, Nick Clegg and Ed Miliband
to convince Scotland to vote no in the referendum is a
bit like asking Oscar Pistorius to kick a door down with
his blades on...
Finally, something the UK has learned from their special
relationship with America.
If Scotland goes independent they can just invade them
and take the oil.
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I never understood why airports had prayer rooms.
Then I found out I’d be flying with Malaysia Airlines on
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ISIS have apparently threatened Christmas attacks in
the U.K.
Foreign Secretary William Hague immediately sprang
into action, telling the terrorists, “You can’t call them
Christmas attacks. You have to call them Holiday
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My wife told me that she would leave the UK for good
if Boris Johnson were ever to become Prime Minister.
I start my new job as head of his campaign team
tomorrow.
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The man who released nude photos of celebrities from
the cloud last week has admittied he’s on the run from
the authorities.
But apparently he’s been given asylum by a shadowy
group ...
known only as “Blokes”.
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