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watches and clocks
A Jewish couple wanted to have their son circumcised
but couldn’t afford to go to the local Rabbi. Then a friend
suggested that they could get it done cheaply by a Rabbi
at 146 Edgware Road.
When they arrived at the address they found the shop
but the window was filled with watches and clocks.
Thinking they had the wrong address they telephoned
the friend who insisted the address was correct. So
they went into the shop and found that it was clinic
specializing in circumcisions.
“Why do you have all the watches and clocks in the
window” the father asked the Rabbi who replied, “What
do you expect me to put in the window?”
leaving early
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde all work in the
same office with the same female boss. Every day, they
noticed the boss left work early.
One day, the girls decided that when the boss left, they’d
leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came
back, so how was she to know?
The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a
little gardening and went to bed early.
The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick
workout at her spa before meeting a dinner date.
The blonde was happy, happy, happy to be home, but
when she got to her bedroom she heard a muffled noise
from inside. Slowly, quietly, she cracked open the door
and was mortified to see her husband in bed with HER
BOSS!!! Ever so gently, she closed the door and crept
out of her house.
The next day, during their coffee break, the brunette and
redhead mentioned leaving early again, and asked the
blonde if she was with them. “NO WAY,” she exclaimed.
“I almost g