AWOL 2014 Issue 298 5th September | Page 11

Advertise here from only 40 baht per week s&S Soi 94 Indian restaurant Curries from only 75 baht Eat in or Takeaway 081 455 5298 Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19 You’re spending less time considering your future these days, which, all things considered, is only appropriate. Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18 Sometimes you have to do things you don’t want to do. Push your grandmother in front of a bus this week. Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20 Time and space are both illusions, making it even more frustrating that you’re always in the wrong place at the wrong time. Aries Mar 21 – Apr 20 You’re starting to think about settling down, finding a nice little place, starting a family, maybe eventually even getting some clothes. Taurus Apr 21 – May 21 Don’t worry: There’s absolutely nothing wrong with your goals, as long as you realize they’re unrealistic and you can never actually achieve them. Gemini May 22 – June 21 Rescue personnel will stretch the English language, the human voice, and the average person’s constitution to unprecedented limits while trying to describe the horrible sounds you’ll make next week. Cancer Jun 22 – Jul 22 This is a good month to take long trips, as long as you travel in a slow, ground-based vehicle without all that much fuel in it. Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22 The habit is certainly awkward for your friends and family members, but this would actually be a bad time to discontinue your practice of carrying a battle-ax to church. Virgo Aug 23 – Sep 22 The constellation Virgo has seen you gazing at her in silent supplication, and she has this message for you: Her eyes are up here. Libra Sep 23 – Oct 23 You’ll be astounded to learn this week that, in certain less-than-legitimate circumstances, monkeys do come in barrels, but they are no fun whatsoever. Scorpio Oct 24 – Nov 21 You’ve succeeded in breeding pandas in captivity, but the hard part will be getting them to breed with each other. Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 21 You always wanted to die peacefully at home in your sleep, but look at it this way: You’ll be at home, all right, and the flames will spread so fast you’ll only be awake for a few seconds. SALES AND RENTALS NEW DEVELOPMENTS - PRE-OWNED HOMES CONDOS & APARTMENTS - VILLAS & HOUSES RESORTS - BUSINESSES - LAND Contact: Tel.: 082 298 0500 E-mail: [email protected] Website: luckyhuahin.com Join the AWOL forum 11