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Liverpool replace mentally unstable forward with mentally unstable forward
liverpool, england
Liverpool football club have replaced
mentally unstable Luis Suarez with
equally deranged Mario Balotelli,
according to reports this week.
With the signing of the ‘interesting’ Italian
completed on Tuesday, fans have been
reassured that the mere mention of the
name of the club’s main centre-forward
will forever have them wondering ‘Oh God
what has he done now’.
A club spokesperson explained, “Whether
it’s biting their opponents or setting off
fireworks inside their house, the role of a
Liverpool forward is about more than just
scoring goals.”
“Our fans want to know that their leading
marksman could implode at any moment.
They expect it. I think that’s why Andy
Carrol didn’t work out – because getting
drunk and fighting just doesn’t cut it at
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