AWOL 2014 Issue 297 29th August | Page 17

Advertise here from only 40 baht per week to hull and back Mags Meanderings: From Som Tam To Mushy Peas suck it up! A word of caution for any expats who are planning on returning to the UK in the near future. You may want to ask family or friends to snap up a new powerful vacuum cleaner for you pending your arrival back home. Because you will be returning to a land where - from September 1st - vacuum cleaners of over 1600 watts will no longer be manufactured or imported. One of the great things about life in Thailand is that carpets are surplus to requirements. Unless you really have a thing about them it is much more practical to go with tiled, or even teak wood flooring. A quick sweep with a cheap broom, and a few swipes with a string mop are all that is needed to keep floors clean. Indeed wood and laminate floorings have taken off big style in recent years in the UK, but good hardwood is too expensive here for most people, and laminate doesn’t wear well when subjected to frequent washing. In addition to which some of us who live in first floor flats (or apartments) aren’t allowed hard flooring due to the noise factor. Which is fine by me - in this climate carpets are more cosy, and as luck would have it I had to replace my vacuum cleaner last month anyway - with a new super charged model. So why the pendng ban on high powered cleaners? Yet another European Union directive, which aims to reduce the consumption of power and thereby help to save the planet. In a political climate which is already turning against EU membership this one really takes the biscuit. We can tolerate straight cucumbers and recycling bins. We can even live with the excess food packaging which helps to fill our recycling bins. But taking away our super suction Hepa filtered dust busters could be the final straw. No doubt domestic goddesses all over the UK will vote for UKIP, (the UK Independence Party, who’s only policy so far is to get us out of Europe.) It all brought back a distant memory of life - and cleaning rituals - in Thailand. At the turn of the Millenium a Dutch couple who owned the Pattana Guest House tipped me off about a stock of roller mop buckets on sale in HuaHin Cheap room for rent from just 350 baht 0915094729 Th/Eng 0805626735 Swe/Eng Soi 94 (1st left after 7-11) Shopping Mall. This was indeed good news. The string mops are fine, but my ladies who cleaned used ordinary buckets for the job, and had to wring out the mops by hand all the time. A roller bucket would surely make life a little easier, especially on their hands. So off I went to the Mall. With hindsight I should have realised the error of my ways when the lady on the checkout asked me what the strange looking item was for. But undeterred I bore it home, and proceeded to give a training session on its’ use. To be fair to her, MamaSan did make the right noises and conceded that it was indeed a great invention. She even tried to persuade the other girls to use it - or at least I think she did. But in the end it proved to be a technological step too far. Clearly the old manual wringing out ways were the best, and I should have invested in supplies of staff hand cream instead. If this weeks word sounds painful, it’s because it probably was. ‘Castrato’ was the term for a male singer who was castrated before puberty so that he kept a soprano or alto voice. Nowadays budding singing stars only have to sacrifice themselves to the judges on TV talent shows. 17 Disclaimer All articles are published in good faith and based on information available to us at publication. Some articles are satire or ‘spoof’ stories intended as humour. No responsibility is accepted other than that stipulated by law. Although the inf