AWOL 2014 Issue 296 22nd August | Page 17

Advertise here from only 40 baht per week to hull and back Mags Meanderings: From Som Tam To Mushy Peas conservation nation Would you pay almost £8,000 sterling to save one bird? (or roughly 430,000 baht in todays money.) Before you get any strange ideas, we are talking about the feathered variety. The black-tailed Godwit no less. Don’t worry - I hadn’t heard of it either until last week, when it suddenly became the focus of attention in this part of the UK. Forget the Scottish referendum. This is the really important stuff. Apparently the black-tailed Godwit (or BTG for the sake of brevity) is a large wading bird which feeds on things that wriggle around in mudflats. Not just any old mudflats either, but the ones just across the river Humber from Hull which our not so little feathered friends currently call home. At this point a little clarification won’t go amiss. Hull sits on the north bank of a pretty big river called the Humber, which not only separates us from the alien peoples of North Lincolnshire, but is also home to a few other ports. Which is how the dilemma of the local BTG population came about, when Able UK, a huge ports and maritime management company, chose Godwit territory on which to develop a new port complex. Conservationists were not happy, so Able UK have promised to spend a staggering £60 million pounds (over 3 thousand million baht) on relocating the BTG colony. Quite how the number of BTGs involved was established hasn’t been revealed, but clearly there are a lot of them. And they won’t live on any old mudflats either. The millions of pounds are needed to re-create just the right kind of boggy environment for them on the opposite bank of the river. You can imagine the ensuing debate. When it comes to money us Yorkshire folk have almost as bad a reputation as the Scots. On the other hand we Brits can be quite sentimental when it comes to protecting endangered species, which includes the BTG. This is a country where we even make little tunnels under roads to keep hedgehogs safe from traffic. But looking at the bigger picture, are we beginning to invest too much in sometimes vain attempts to alter the Cheap room for rent from just 350 baht 0915094729 Th/Eng 0805626735 Swe/Eng Soi 94 (1st left after 7-11) course of nature? And do we only care about the cute or impressive looking species like pandas, elephants, and - well BTGs? China for example has a massive panda breeding programme which boasts the recent arrival of panda cub triplets. Left to their own devices pandas would probably now be extinct. Largely because they are not very good at breeding or replenishing stocks of mulberry. But as far as the environment is concerned pandas don’t keep any other animal species under control, so in the cold light of day are we battling to save them purely because they are cute, while confining all future generations to lives in captivity? Meanwhile in South Africa elephants are again causing problems, because previous bans on hunting them resulted in their numbers increasing so much that they are now destroying the very environments which sustain other wildlife. Culling has become inevitable, although the conservationists message has become so emotive that the likes of the Kruger National Park would prefer not to publicise precise details for fear of upsetting their visitors. Like most people I love animals and abhor animal cruelty. At the same time though I eat meat which is sustainably farmed or hunted, and again, like most people, have been brought up to distinguish between the need to eat and the need to care for - and manage - wildlife. But I have to question the logic in spending a huge amount of money on relocating a colony of seabirds which are equipped with wings, and are no doubt quite capable of relocating themselves should the need arise. This weeks word is ‘bionomics’. The study of the mode of life of organisms in their natura habitat and their adaptations to their surroundings. Just a long winded explanation of a word which means pretty much the same as ‘ecology’. Disclaimer All articles are published in good faith and based on information available to us at publication. Some articles are satire or ‘spoof’ stories intended as humour. No responsibility is accepted other than that stipulated by law. Although the information in this publication has been obtained from sources believed to be reliable, AWOL cannot guarantee accuracy in all cases. Any opinions expressed are those of the contributor and do not necessarily reflect the views of the publisher. All materials copyright. 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