AWOL 2014 Issue 296 22nd August | Page 13

Advertise here from only 40 baht per week Send your jokes to submissions@ awolonline.net and get your name in print! Brought to you by The Railway Tavern Railway Tavern As most of you will be aware, the world lost one of it’s most genius comics this week when Robin Williams tragically chose to take his own life. We pay tribute to him in our own small way with some of his enormous body of work below. R.I.P Robin Williams. “If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number?” “We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.” “If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.” “The definition of pornography is quite simple. Erotic is using a feather, pornography is using the entire chicken.” “Cricket is basically baseball on Valium.” “Cocaine is God’s way of saying that you’re making too much money.” “Beer commercials usually