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guide dog
A blind man is standing at the corner with his guide dog
waiting to cross the street, when his pooch lifts his leg
and pees down the side of his nice herringbone tweed
trousers. The guy immediately reaches into his jacket
pocket and retrieves a doggie biscuit which he starts to
offer to Fido.
A businessman, who is also waiting to cross the street,
observes this happening and interrupts, “Excuse me
buddy, but are you aware of the fact that your dog just
peed all down the leg of your pants?”
“Yes, I’m trying to break him of this dreadful habit”,
replies the blind man.
“Well, it’s none of my business,” says the onlooker, “but
you’re not going to teach him much by rewarding him
with a biscuit!”
To which the blind fellow chuckles, “Oh I’m not
rewarding him. I’m just trying to find his head so I can
kick his ass!”
doctor’s office
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor
asked, “What can I do for you?”
The man said, “Will you watch us have sexual
intercourse?”
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple
finished, the doctor said, “There is nothing wrong with
the way you have intercourse.” And he then charged
them $32.00.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple
would make an appointment, have intercourse, pay the
doctor and leave.
Finally the doctor asked, “Just what exactly are you
trying to find out?”
The old man said, “We’re not trying to find out anything.
She is married and we can’t go to her house. I am married
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and we can’t go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges
$60.00 and the Hilton charges $75.00. We do it here for
$32.00, and I get back $28.00 from Medicare for a visit
to the doctor’s office.”
half sister
One Sunday morning Joe burst into the living room and
said, “Dad, Mom, I have some great news for you! I am
getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She
lives a block away and her name is Susan.”
After dinner, Joe’s dad took him aside, “Son, I have to talk
with you. Your mother and I have been married 30 years.
She’s a wonderful wife but she has never offered much
excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with
women a lot. Susan is actually your half-sister, and I’m
afraid you can’t marry her.”
Joe was heart-broken. After eight months he eventually
started dating girls again. A year later he came home
and very proudly announced, “Dianne said yes! We are
getting married in June.”
Again his father insisted on another private conversation
and broke the sad news. “Dianne is your half-sister too,
Joe, I am very sorry about this.”
Joe was furious! He finally decided to go to his mother
with the news.
“Dad has done so much harm. I guess I am never going
to get married”, he complained. “Every time I fall in love,
Dad tells me the girl is my half-sister.”
His mother just shook her head. “Don’t pay any attention
to what he says, dear. He’s not really your father.”
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