AWOL 2014 Issue 295 15th August | Page 11

Advertise here from only 40 baht per week s&S Soi 94 Indian restaurant Curries from only 75 baht Eat in or Takeaway 081 455 5298 Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19 A journey of self-improvement ends almost before it starts when you find out there’s a kind of waffle stuffed with cheese and booze. Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18 Your coworkers seem to be hinting that they wouldn’t mind if you got rid of that beard, but you’ve been married to her for almost 10 years now. Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20 Pluto rising in your sign this week indicates vast trouble ahead, as you really shouldn’t be able to see it with the naked eye like that. Aries Mar 21 – Apr 20 You try to be an accepting person, but you still don’t see why some people can’t be a nice, normal gender instead of women. Taurus Apr 21 – May 21 Turns out that while dogs can’t actually smell fear, they’re really good at smelling who likes to carry bacon around in their pockets. Gemini May 22 – June 21 When you think about it, there’s really only one way to quit your job at the refinery in a way they’ll remember for hundreds of years. Cancer Jun 22 – Jul 22 All celestial signs point to you suddenly coming into possession of a great deal of twisted aircraft-grade aluminum, charred wiring, a