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impeachment
One morning Barack Obama wakes up. He looks out
side, it had snowed during the night and everything was
covered in snow. He looks down and sees something
written in urine on the lawn it reads
“I hope YoU GeT ImPeAcHeD”.
Obama calls the FBI and says “Someone has written “I
hope you get impeached” in urine on my lawn. For them
to write it in the spot it’s in they would have had to
be on my deck. Please help me find this criminal.”
The FBI agrees and comes back a week later. “Well Mr.
Obama we did DNA, urine and handwriting tests. Do
you want to here the bad news or the awful news first.”
Obama sighs “bad I guess”.
“The urine belongs to Joe Biden” Obama grabs his chest
“Oh! Joe, my best friend my partner, my vice president...
What’s the awful news?!”
The FBI agents look at each other...
“The handwriting was Michelle’s”
sexual problem
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual
problem. I can’t get it up for my wife anymore.”
“Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you tomorrow and let
me see what I can do.”
The next day the worried fellow returned with his wife.
“Take off your clothes, Mrs. Thomas,” the medic said.
“Now turn all the way around. Lie down please. Uh-huh,
I see. Ok, you may put your clothes back on.”
The doctor took the husband aside. “You’re in perfect
health,” he said. “Your wife didn’t give me an erection
either.”
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