AWOL 2014 Issue 293 1st August | Page 13

Advertise here from only 40 baht per week Send your jokes to submissions@ awolonline.net and get your name in print! Brought to you by The Railway Tavern impeachment One morning Barack Obama wakes up. He looks out side, it had snowed during the night and everything was covered in snow. He looks down and sees something written in urine on the lawn it reads “I hope YoU GeT ImPeAcHeD”. Obama calls the FBI and says “Someone has written “I hope you get impeached” in urine on my lawn. For them to write it in the spot it’s in they would have had to be on my deck. Please help me find this criminal.” The FBI agrees and comes back a week later. “Well Mr. Obama we did DNA, urine and handwriting tests. Do you want to here the bad news or the awful news first.” Obama sighs “bad I guess”. “The urine belongs to Joe Biden” Obama grabs his chest “Oh! Joe, my best friend my partner, my vice president... What’s the awful news?!” The FBI agents look at each other... “The handwriting was Michelle’s” sexual problem “Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it up for my wife anymore.” “Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do.” The next day the worried fellow returned with his wife. “Take off your clothes, Mrs. Thomas,” the medic said. “Now turn all the way around. Lie down please. Uh-huh, I see. Ok, you may put your clothes back on.” The doctor took the husband aside. “You’re in perfect health,” he said. “Your wife didn’t give me an erection either.” Railway Tavern PUB & CAFE HUA HIN SOI 88 085 429 0378 Motorbike ́