AWOL 2014 Issue 293 1st August | Page 11

Advertise here from only 40 baht per week s&S Soi 94 Indian restaurant Curries from only 75 baht Eat in or Takeaway 081 455 5298 Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19 You’ve seen the evidence and spoken to eyewitnesses, but you still think that Bernese mountain dog puppies are just too cute to be real Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18 The stars say that you will have a decent week, but will forget to buy milk on Wednesday and will wear the wrong shoes for the weather Friday. Seriously, there are around 200 billion stars in the Milky Way alone, and some of them can be pretty specific Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20 You’ve raised three children, started a successful business, and made peace with God, but you’ll soon find out there are things duct tape just can’t do. Aries Mar 21 – Apr 20 You’ll finally discover what you were born to do when you turn out to be the only person at Gorilla Taco who fits in the combination gorilla/taco suit Taurus Apr 21 – May 21 For the last time: Once your first male child is dead, the next one in line does not automatically become your firstborn son, so cool it with all the sacrifices Gemini May 22 – June 21 You’ve always been afraid of someone washing your mouth out with soap, but that was before you learned they made a special mouth-soap in the form of a minty paste. Cancer Jun 22 – Jul 22 They say it’s never to late to do something meaningful with your life, which is a nice idea, but you actually have about nine days Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22 Kindly strangers will do you a favour this week by removing your blindfold, taking away the stick, and explaining exactly what is meant by the word “pinata”. Virgo Aug 23 – Sep 22 Smile, and the world smiles with you; cry, and you cry alone. But if you’re standing over a pile of dismembered infants and there are TV cameras around, you should probably try for the opposite. Libra Sep 23 – Oct 23 You will finally meet the man of your dreams, which sounds like good news until you remember some of your dreams. Scorpio Oct 24 – Nov 21 It’s simply not true that most people think you’re an anonymous loser. In fact, most people have never heard of you. Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 21 You will soon come into a great deal of money, resulting in your arrest and immediate dismissal from your job as a bank teller FLYING FIN BAR AND RESTAURANT Cheap Local Beers & Spirits Happy Hour Is Every Hour! Nice Thai Food Available till 8.30pm Newly Furnished Rooms For Rent At Reasonable Prices Live Aussie Rules Football and other sports Our Thai Owner Can Give You Advice and Assistance With Any Thai Issue We are in Soi 102 about 200m past the railway line on the right Open 12 noon till midnight Call 092 732 2700 Join the AWOL forum 11