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Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19
You’ve seen the evidence and
spoken to eyewitnesses, but you still
think that Bernese mountain dog puppies
are just too cute to be real
Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18
The stars say that you will have a
decent week, but will forget to buy milk
on Wednesday and will wear the wrong
shoes for the weather Friday. Seriously,
there are around 200 billion stars in the
Milky Way alone, and some of them can
be pretty specific
Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20
You’ve raised three children,
started a successful business, and made
peace with God, but you’ll soon find out
there are things duct tape just can’t do.
Aries Mar 21 – Apr 20
You’ll finally discover what you
were born to do when you turn out to be
the only person at Gorilla Taco who fits in
the combination gorilla/taco suit
Taurus Apr 21 – May 21
For the last time: Once your first
male child is dead, the next one in line
does not automatically become your
firstborn son, so cool it with all the
sacrifices
Gemini May 22 – June 21
You’ve always been afraid of
someone washing your mouth out with
soap, but that was before you learned
they made a special mouth-soap in the
form of a minty paste.
Cancer Jun 22 – Jul 22
They say it’s never to late to do
something meaningful with your life,
which is a nice idea, but you actually
have about nine days
Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22
Kindly strangers will do you
a favour this week by removing your
blindfold, taking away the stick, and
explaining exactly what is meant by the
word “pinata”.
Virgo Aug 23 – Sep 22
Smile, and the world smiles with
you; cry, and you cry alone. But if you’re
standing over a pile of dismembered
infants and there are TV cameras around,
you should probably try for the opposite.
Libra Sep 23 – Oct 23
You will finally meet the man of
your dreams, which sounds like good
news until you remember some of your
dreams.
Scorpio Oct 24 – Nov 21
It’s simply not true that most
people think you’re an anonymous loser.
In fact, most people have never heard of
you.
Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 21
You will soon come into a great
deal of money, resulting in your arrest
and immediate dismissal from your job
as a bank teller
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