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two drunks
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their
lack of a sex life. One looks out the window, and across
the road is a sheep stuck half way thru a fence, with its
butt facing the tavern. One drunk says he sure wishes
that sheep were Marilyn Monroe. The other says, “I just
wish it were dark.”
wild horse
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though
she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts
the horse unassisted and then horse immediately springs
into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic
pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In
terror, she grabs for the horse’s mane, but cannot seem
to get a firm grip.
She tries to throw her arms around the horse’s neck, but
she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse
gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the
horse to try and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the
stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse’s
pounding hooves as her head is battered against the
ground again and again. She is mere moments away from
unconsciousness when........
........the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse
off.
man
Why did God create man first?
So he wouldn’t have to be told how to do it.
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skunk
A man and a woman are driving along when they see a
wounded skunk on the side of the road. They stop, the
woman gets out, picks it up, and brings it into the car.
She says, “Look, its shivering, it must be cold. What
should I do?”
He says, “Put it between your legs.”
She says, “What about the smell?”
He says, “Hold its nose.”
virus warning
There is a new virus. The code name is WORK.
If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss,
via e-mail, or from anyone else, do not touch it under
any circumstances.
This virus wipes out your private life completely.
If you should happen to come in contact with this virus,
take five friends and go straight to the nearest bar. Order
drinks immediately and after three rounds, you will find
that WORK has been completely deleted from your
system. Forward this virus warning immediately to at
least five