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MLS to be renamed World
Series of Soccer
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The United States is to add the word ‘World’
to its domestic football championships
so that some America soccer players can
continue to claim to be World Champions.
After an extra-time 2-1 exit at the
World Cup at the hands of European
side Belgium, American sports fans are
unhappy at the prospect of waiting four
years for another go.
‘Go Team USA’ fan Chuck Williams told
us, “With Major League Soccer becoming
the World Series of Soccer, my beloved LA
Galaxy could be champions of the world
by next summer.”
“It would be an amazing achievement, to
go from an idea in someone’s head, to the
champions of the world in just a few short
years.”
“But that’s what American sport is all
Left: Tim Howard, the US goal defender, is
said to be considering leaving his current club
Everton so he can become a World Champion
with an American soccer team
about.”
Fans in other countries have been told
not to worry about the fact that the World
Series of Soccer can only be played by
American teams, insisting it’s a model
they reproduced successfully elsewhere.
A spokesperson for the American league
said, “We’ve seen it work well for baseball
for years, and hardly anyone outside
of America complains about the World
Champion title that they didn’t have the
chance to play for.”
“And they’re not American anyway, so
what do we care about their opinions?”
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