AWOL 2014 Issue 290 11th July | Page 17

Advertise here from only 40 baht per week to hull and back Mags Meanderings: From Som Tam To Mushy Peas last of the summer wine? Like Hua Hin, Hull is a pretty flat place. Unlike Hua Hin the flat terrain continues as far as the eye can see beyond the city boundaries. Nevertheless both places are well suited to cycling, or at least they would be if their respective roads were free from other traffic and potholes. So when the Tour de France cycle race started last weekend it was not without some rumbles of discontent here in Hull, with our city elders bemoaning the fact that the race didn’t come anywhere near us. On the plus side Gods’ Own County of Yorkshire did get the publicity, with the race starting near Leeds, covering some beautiful countryside dotted with yellow sprayed sheep, and along roads festooned with old yellow painted bikes. And despite the misgivings of Hulls’ city elders there was still an abundance of lycra and drop handlebars hurtling around all weekend, as scores of wannabe Bradley Wiggins’ took to the streets. Meanwhile the big post Glastonbury Festival clean up of the 900 acre site had yielded 5,000 abandoned tents, 11 tons of discarded clothing and camping gear, plus one lost dog. We have become a throw away nation on an epic scale, and I can only hope that Glastonburys’ cleaners get to hold the mother of all car boot sales as a nice little perk of the job. Because even at Asda prices that’s at least £100,000 worth of tents alone. About 5 and a half million Baht in real money. I have mentioned UK food waste before, and it is an ongoing problem which is far bigger than tent waste. Even some National Health Service gurus have realised that it is maybe better to give hospital patients the kind of food they are used to and will eat, even if it doesn’t quite conform to the healthy ideal, rather than throw away mountains of vegetables and couscous. Any nutrition is better than none. And if the government is to be believed our NHS certainly does need to make some economies. So why do we also hear that the amount of cosmetic surgery - operations such as facelifts, nose and boob jobs, - carried out by the NHS has doubled in the last 10 years? Cheap room for rent from just 350 baht 0915094729 Th/Eng 0805626735 Swe/Eng Soi 94 (1st left after 7-11) Granted, some of that surgery can be considered essential to the patients’ wellbeing. Reconstructive work especially. But (again if reports are to be believed) much of it should have been carried out privately rather than waste NHS resources. None of this may seem very relevant to expats, who are resigned to funding all of their health care costs regardless of urgency or need. And of course as a paying customer there are some benefits to be had, just as there are for private patients in the UK. Not least minimal waiting times for treatment. But imagine how you would feel if you had to return to the UK for some urgent medical need, only to find yourself in a hospital bed next to a severe case of liposuction? On a happier note - news coming through while writing this weeks page that Dolly Parton has offered to adopt the dog abandoned at Glastonbury. Which proves that every dog can have it’s day. In an ideal world our word of the week should really be something to do with wastage or cosmetic surgery overspends. But I can’t find anything suitable so ‘autochthonous’ will have to do. An adjective meaning inhabiting a place from the earliest times, or indigenous, it is a word which is easier to explain than to pronounce. Disclaimer All articles are published in good faith and based on information available to us at publication. Some articles are satire or ‘spoof’ stories intended as humour. No responsibility is accepted other than that stipulated by law. Although the information in this publication has been obtained from sources believed to be reliable, AWOL cannot guarantee accuracy in all cases. Any opinions expressed are those of the contributor and do not necessarily reflect the views of the publisher. All materials copyright. All rights reserved and no part of this Dream Guesthouse publication may be reproduced in part or in full without the previous written consent of the publisher. Neither can any part be stored in a retrieval situation, nor transmitted by electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or any other mean ̸)]=0