Advertise here from only 40 baht per week
Send your jokes
to submissions@
awolonline.net and get
your name in print!
Brought to you by
The Railway Tavern
Railway
Tavern
more VIZ Top Tips
BURGLARS: When fleeing from the police, run with
your right arm sticking out at 90 degrees, wrapped in a
baby mattress in case they set one of their dogs on you.
EMPLOYERS: Avoid hiring unlucky people
immediately tossing half the CVs into the bin.
Motorbikes for Rent
Daily, weekly or long term
by
MEN: When listening to your favourite CD, simply turn
up the sound to the volume you desire; then turn it down
three notches. This will save your wife from having to
do it.
GAMBLERS: For a new gambling opportunity, try
sending £50 to yourself by Royal Mail.
BANGING: two pistachio nutshells together gives the
impression that a very small horse is approaching.
BLIND PEOPLE: Give yourself at least a chance of
seeing something by not wearing heavy dark glasses all
the time.
ALCOHOL: makes an ideal substitute for happiness.
DRIVERS: If a car breaks down or stalls in front of you,
beep your horn and wave your arms frantically. This
should help the car start and send them on their way.
PUB & CAFE
HUA HIN SOI 88
085 429 0378
DEPRESSED people: Instead of attempting suicide as a
‘cry for help’, simply shout ‘Help!’ thus saving money on
paracetamol, etc.
MOTORISTS: Avoid getting prosecuted for using your
phone whilst driving. Simply pop your mobile inside a
large shell and the police will think you are listening to
the sea.
JEREMY Beadle: When selling DVDs on your TV advert,
hold the disks in your bigger hand so that they do not
appear to be the size of laser disks.
SHOES last twice as long if only worn every other day.
SINGLE men: Convince people that you have a girlfriend
by standing outside Etam with several bags of shopping,
looking at your watch and occasionally glancing inside.
BOIL an egg to perfection without costly egg timers by
popping the egg into boiling water and driving away
from your home at exactly 60 mph. After 3 miles, phone
your wife and tell her to take the egg out the pan.
PREVENT burglars stealing everything in the house
by simply moving everything in the house into your
bedroom when you go to bed. In the morning, simply
move it all back again.
ALCOHOLICS: don’t worry where the next drink is
coming from. Go to the pub, where a large selection is
available at retail prices.
CAR thieves: Don’t be discouraged when nothing is on
view. All the valuables may be hidden in the glove box
or under a seat.
McDONALD’S: Make your brown carrier bags green
in colour so they blend in with the countryside after
they’ve been thrown out of car windows.
TK Roadhouse - Khao Takiab
LIVE Sports on BIG SCREEN Projector
Draft Cider, Beer Laos, Thai & Western Food
Monday 14th July, 19:30pm - Monthly 10-Man Brunswick 9 Ball Competition
Tuesday 5th August, 19:30pm - Monthly Quiz Night with Quizmaster Steve
Open 4pm till late - Every Tuesday is Fajitas Night, 200 Baht - Every Friday is Curry Night, 200 Baht
Happy Hour
Prices to 7pm
Find us almost opposite Smor Resort, if you hit the one wa