AWOL 2014 Issue 289 4th July | Page 17

Advertise here from only 40 baht per week to hull and back Mags Meanderings: From Som Tam To Mushy Peas last of the summer wine? Once upon a time in Hua Hin most expats gathered in their bar of choice in order to watch major sporting events. In the days before farang home ownership really took off, and even, shocking as it may seem, before there was a Tesco in town, cable TV in rented homes was the norm. And although cable did guarantee a constant supply of the Simpsons, it wasn’t quite up to coverage of events like the World Cup or Wimbledon. So it was down to the bar to watch footy, tennis, golf and F1. Of course technological progress has brought us huge screen TV’s, which can still draw people to a bar to watch sport. Even here in little old Hull there are people flocking as I write to pubs in order to watch the World Cup on screens which are bigger than my living room.. Or at least they were flocking until Englands’ efforts came to nothing, and Suarez’ propensity for cannibalism caused a mass switch over to Wimbledon. Neither of which I’m afraid - football or tennis - float my boat. So it was a relief last weekend to have the welcome diversion of the Glastonbury Festival on no less than three Freeview TV channels in the UK. Coincidentally an article about ageing rockers had appeared in a popular tabloid just the week before. Citing certain Rolling Stones and Sir Paul McCartney as being well past their best. And I have to agree. Sir Paul should really have retired before the last Olympic Games. Some of the Stones have a bit more going for them - God knows how - they just Cheap room for rent from just 350 baht 0915094729 Th/Eng 0805626735 Swe/Eng Soi 94 (1st left after 7-11) do. But I personally wouldn’t pay to see them again after their Urban Jungle tour in the 80’s. Not because it was bad - far from it - I just don’t think it could be bettered. The reality is though that in the UK at least there is a resurgence of old rockers who simply refuse to rest on their laurels and retire gracefully. Maybe it has a lot to do with the inadequacies of UK pensions, or maybe not, as the Eagles are also up and about again, and they certainly haven’t paid National Insurance stamps. But although some old rockers can still get away with it - the likes of The Who are a good example - there are others who quite frankly have lost the plot. Which is where our female readers will probably understand more. Especially if, like me, they watched Bryan Ferry at Glastonbury. He has certainly aged well. That lean figure can still carry the narrow black trousers and snazzy jacket. The voice is still the same. But something has gone from those eyes which once made us weak at the knees. Botox certainly has a lot to answer for. This weeks’ word is for those of you who suffer from travel sickness and have to take medication for it. As we all know medicines of all kinds were originally derived from plants, and one plant substance still used in potions for travel sickness is HYOSCINE. Hyoscine is poisonous, but hopefully the pharmaceutical industry will know exactly how little of it you need to settle your stomach safely. NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS A non-profit fellowship of men and women for whom drugs have become a major problem Meetings now in Hua Hin every Sunday at 11.30am and every Thursday at 6pm Contact Add 086 014 7585 Emmanuel K.  090 438 387 Mark 084 314 1928 Disclaimer All articles are published in good faith and based on information available to us at publication. Some articles are satire or ‘spoof’ stories intended as humour. No responsibility is accepted other than that stipulated by law. Although the information in this publication has been obtained from sources believed to be reliable, AWOL cannot guarantee accuracy in all cases. Any opinions expressed are those of the contributor and do not necessarily reflect the views of the publisher. All materials copyright. All rights reserved and no part of this Dream Guesthouse This advert just 300 baht a week!* *when booked for 13 issues publication may be reproduced in part or in full without the previous written consent of the publisher. Neither can any part be stored in a retrieval situation, nor transmitted by electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or any other means. AWOL is printed by Petchpoom Printing, and we can be contacted on [email protected] or 081 614 8728. Please send any other communications to 5